Made Me Laugh at the Pedi Last Night

stayathomedaddy · April 2011

While we were at the pedi's last night I saw Isaac's stats on the computer screen and one phrase made me nearly laugh out loud.

Under how he was born it said "Spontaneous Vaginal Delivery." Now I know that's the medical term and all, but for some reason I thought about it differently.

I pictured my wife's vagina being like "Fvck it, we're having this kid!" and the rest of her body being like "Have a kid? This girl's crazy spontaneous, I didn't even know we had one in here!"

Yes, I am weird.