What's worse than coughing so hard you throw up?

Mrs. Mo

Coughing so hard that you throw up and that the force of throwing up causes you to pee your pants. Yup, that happened to me last night. Thankfully I was home and just used the excuse that I decided to change into my PJ's early. I don't think I could deal with telling DH that I just totally peed on myself and needed to change my pants.

Anyone else have any embarrasing/humiliating moments you care to share? 

itsmevkb

How much time do you have?  I'm thrown up all over myself while driving 60 miles an hour, I've thrown up in front of my neighbors who probably thought I was drunk in the middle of the day, more recently I had to get up out of bed while having sex with my husband and run to the bathroom to throw up.

As for wetting my pants, I have lots of those stories too but the worst was when my son was in the NICU and I was visiting him, sneezed and completely wet my pants and didn't have anything else to change into.  I had to call my husband and ask him to bring me new pants and then walk down the main hallway to get to the bathroom to change.  It was horrible.

Yellow_Daisy

I'm sorry but that made me LOL!  I'm sorry that just sounds awful!

Max likes to kick me really hard in my stomach which my doctor said is the only explanation for my random puking.  One Sat we were at Costco, it was really busy, and they have all the sample stations out on Sat so lots of people milling around at the stations.  Well just as we were walking down an aisle Max gave me a swift kick in the stomach and the only place to throw up was the trash can next to the demo person with about 50 people standing around.  Awesome, right?  Needless to say DH looked at everyone and was like yeah she's pregnant, as I am trying not to die of embarrassment.  Nothing like a little public humiliation to make you feel super special.

lmc5004

Is there an award for most embarrassing bc I might take the cake!

In December  when I was only like 5 weeks pregnant I was in the ER because I had a stomach flu and was puking every like 5 minutes and couldnt even catch my breath, I was also massively dehydrated.

The nurse came in to do my admission and I had to grab my puke bucket to puke and I was heaving so hard that I sh*t myself (had complete water diarrhea from this stomach flu) right there while puking. I just looked at her and said "Well, that was fun."

SO EMBARRASSING!  

Sunshine05

Yikes, poor thing!  I think I would've hid that from DH as well.

jiffy-pop

Oh, that sounds miserable! I'm glad you were home!

Mrs. Mo

lmc5004:

Is there an award for most embarrassing bc I might take the cake!

In December  when I was only like 5 weeks pregnant I was in the ER because I had a stomach flu and was puking every like 5 minutes and couldnt even catch my breath, I was also massively dehydrated.

The nurse came in to do my admission and I had to grab my puke bucket to puke and I was heaving so hard that I sh*t myself (had complete water diarrhea from this stomach flu) right there while puking. I just looked at her and said "Well, that was fun."

SO EMBARRASSING!  

 Ok, I admit, sh!tting yourself is far worse than pissing on yourself. I'm so sorry that happened to you !

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Ha, ha.  I just totally cracked up out loud in a public hearing. 

I have admitted to DH that I've snissed a couple of times.  It took more than once for me to learn that lesson and just make sure I always empty my bladder (the best I can) at any opportunity!

SallyAnneS

I can totally relate to coughing so hard that I pee myself.  I tried to hide the fact from DH for awhile.  But my bad cough lasted weeks on end and so finally I just let him know I had some serious bladder control issues.  Hope you cough goes away soon!

lmc5004

It was a really really great moment for me Thank god it was just water. 

Mrs. Mo:

lmc5004:

Is there an award for most embarrassing bc I might take the cake!

In December  when I was only like 5 weeks pregnant I was in the ER because I had a stomach flu and was puking every like 5 minutes and couldnt even catch my breath, I was also massively dehydrated.

The nurse came in to do my admission and I had to grab my puke bucket to puke and I was heaving so hard that I sh*t myself (had complete water diarrhea from this stomach flu) right there while puking. I just looked at her and said "Well, that was fun."

SO EMBARRASSING!  

 Ok, I admit, sh!tting yourself is far worse than pissing on yourself. I'm so sorry that happened to you !