Maternity clothes vent.

EJensify · April 2011

All of my shirts are stretched so far that they're see thru.

The panel on my pants just falls down...I've resorted to wearing pre-pregnancy pants and shorts again...holding them closed with a hair tie.

...and I've got perma-wedge in my granny panties.

Wah. Wah. Wah. Crying

kerrbear72 · April 2011

whattheeff. I thought you were going to have a kid on Monday once your doc was back?

ETA:

LMFAO @ the sound effects...

EJensify · April 2011

kerrbear72:
whattheeff. I thought you were going to have a kid on Monday once your doc was back?
ETA:
LMFAO @ the sound effects...

I spent all day Monday puuuuuushing (ha!) and nothing. I give up.
I want him to stay in until the 25th until he starts trying to pull an Alien on me...at that point he can slidethefuckonouttathere.

Of course, now that I have a personal agenda of teeth whitening and self tanning before my RSC (color me vaaaaaiiiiiin), I'm sure I'll go into labor as soon as that Crest white strip hits my teeth tonight.

kerrbear72 · April 2011

EJensify:
kerrbear72:
whattheeff. I thought you were going to have a kid on Monday once your doc was back?
ETA:
LMFAO @ the sound effects...
I spent all day Monday puuuuuushing (ha!) and nothing. I give up.
I want him to stay in until the 25th until he starts trying to pull an Alien on me...at that point he can slidethefuckonouttathere.
Of course, now that I have a personal agenda of teeth whitening and self tanning before my RSC (color me vaaaaaiiiiiin), I'm sure I'll go into labor as soon as that Crest white strip hits my teeth tonight.

Puuuuussssh harder! 25th = too far away.

Your tan will look so spiffy under those nice fluorescent lights and a good coat of iodine

pandi02a · April 2011

The only pants that are comfy for me are leggings! Everything else cuts into my belly. Unfortunately all of the shirts that I have that cover my bum are winter shirts. I have no good combinations so I have been wearing leggings with my bum exposed. Embarrassed

Don't judge me.

pinkflipflops44 · April 2011

I hate maternity clothes as well. I have like one pair of jeans and a pair of dress pants that I want/can wear. However, I have very comfy summerish clothes that I can fit into and want to wear.. if only the weather would cooperate..

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah.

mrbear83 · April 2011

now that the weather has flipped, I officially have 4 shirts, 3 skirts and a pair of capris.

Mix and match doesn't even do it. boo.

EJensify · April 2011

kerrbear72:
Puuuuussssh harder! 25th = too far away.
Your tan will look so spiffy under those nice fluorescent lights and a good coat of iodine

Mmmm....iodine really enhances a tan.

Do you think they'll follow my birth plan of replacing all fluorescent bulbs with natural light bulbs...OR OR OR....tanning bulbs so I can keep working on my glow? Ha!

kerrbear72 · April 2011

EJensify:
kerrbear72:
Puuuuussssh harder! 25th = too far away.
Your tan will look so spiffy under those nice fluorescent lights and a good coat of iodine
Mmmm....iodine really enhances a tan.
Do you think they'll follow my birth plan of replacing all fluorescent bulbs with natural light bulbs...OR OR OR....tanning bulbs so I can keep working on my glow? Ha!

Ohhhh what about black lights?

Lisa Frank · April 2011

I just told my boss that I hope he doesn't mind me looking like I'm going to gymnastics class for the next month. I've been wearing leggings and flats pretty much every day this week. My pants suck.

ZTAsunshine · April 2011

kerrbear72:

Ohhhh what about black lights?

Wouldn't recommend the black lights- the afterbirth might scare you.

kerrbear72 · April 2011

ZTAsunshine:
kerrbear72:

Ohhhh what about black lights?

Wouldn't recommend the black lights- the afterbirth might scare you.

Party pooper.

EJensify · April 2011

kerrbear72:
ZTAsunshine:
kerrbear72:

Ohhhh what about black lights?

Wouldn't recommend the black lights- the afterbirth might scare you.
Party pooper.

Heh. Disco placenta.