Some guy just rang my doorbell to preach to me. Because of the way my house is set up, he could see I was home but couldn't see my baby sleeping on my lap. Since he wasn't leaving, I had to pack up the boob (which she had fallen asleep on), ease her little sleeping body up and then heave my fat @$$ off the couch without disturbing her.
When I got to the door he finally saw her and shoved his carp through the door. I am more irritated than usual by this because I had to juggle sleeping beauty to get to the door. Why do they have to go around ringing people's doorbells? Thank you but I have my own religion, I don't need yours. I hate having a Bible thrown at me!!!
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This is one of the worst things ever! I taped a "please do not ring the doorbell" sign over ours for at least the first two months of DD's life. The FedEx and UPS guys now don't ring it, but that wouldn't help with random solicitation.
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OMG I hate doorbells! I have something delivered almost everyday from Amazon (I'm kinda addicted) and It's the same guy usually. I told him after about a week to not ring the doorbell.
Someone called Animal Control on us in Dec for having our dog outside too long, (she wanted to be out there, and was not barking) Piper was like 6 days old or something, and I was recovering from a C-section. The AC lady must have rang the doorbell 600 times. I finally got off the couch, hunched over, holding a screaming newborn, and opened the door. The lady apologized like crazy, and offered to take the dog for a walk.
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I'd be pissed if he threw a fish in my house too LOL. Sorry... it's a funny typo
One time when DS was a baby, he and I were both sick and napping and some ass knocked on my door for many minutes before I answered. He rudely said, "You were asleep?" I was like "Yes. Who are you?" He said, "We're here to look at the car seat." I told him "You're at the wrong house." He insisted that this was the right house and that his wife was on the phone with someone inside my house. I insisted he had the wrong house and she wasn't talking to anyone here. He was getting mad and said "I'm supposed to be at the next to last house on Catherine street!" I told him "Then you should go to Catherine street!!" and slammed the door in his face. Idiot was on the wrong street.
Apparently the previous owners of our house were the kind who liked to have door to door religious people come in and chat. They asked for the guy by name! Ugh.
Has anyone ever been converted by door to door sales?