Embarrassing Confessions?

MrsG NC

We've done FFFC, how about embarrassing confessions?

 

KelzinBoston

I peed myself 5 times during my last pregnancy...

and I still leak once in awhile.

It is rather unpleasant.

MrsG NC

Mine is that I sometimes will put C in her exersaucer and give her a little mini karaoke concert. She bounces and smiles while I sing and it makes me feel good about my singing abilities. 

KelzinBoston

MrsG NC:

Mine is that I sometimes will put C in her exersaucer and give her a little mini karaoke concert. She bounces and smiles while I sing and it makes me feel good about my singing abilities. 

I do this during bathtime...better acoustics.

MrsG NC

kirky05:

I had a sexual dream about Dave Matthews last night.

Lol I don't know how I feel about this, though I like his music I'm not so sure I could see him in a "get busy" kind of way. 

emilydholmes1

Sometimes, I have to pick my nose.

DreadLoc

DH made me realize that I'd rather live in pain and agony than pay money to go see a dentist.  I'm embarrassed as to what the dentist will think of me when he sees my multiple cavities.  :

I'm too fvckin' cheap when it comes to spending money on myself. 

Aubrianarose

kirky05:

I had a sexual dream about Dave Matthews last night.

Why is this embarrassing? I think he's a cutie! Maybe admitting this should be embarrassing? hmmm... Now I need to rethink what I find cute.

sodelish

I have this hair growing out of my chin since pregnancy. It gets really long and scraggly and I always forget to pluck it until it's super long.

LCB34

I was in such a rush to get to work Wednesday.

I changed a poopy diaper right before I left.  When I got to my office, I kept smelling baby poop.

It took me a solid 1.5 hours to realize that it was on my jacket.  And I can't not wear a jacket at work.  So, I tried to wash it off in the bathroom and sat in my office with a damp/ poopy suit coat all day.

 

Libby1978

MrsG NC:

Mine is that I sometimes will put C in her exersaucer and give her a little mini karaoke concert. She bounces and smiles while I sing and it makes me feel good about my singing abilities. 

Aw...that's sweet!  Not embarrassing at all!

drewiekc

My scalp has been super itchy lately, I think it's the up-down-up-down weather changes we've been having.  I feel like the lady in the Scalpicin commercial who keeps scratching her head and her girlfriends are like "ditch the itch!" 

Soter1

I still sleep with Snuggles (he's my bear)

Libby1978

kirky05:

I had a sexual dream about Dave Matthews last night.

He is yummy in a weird way!  I would definitely get with.....if I wasn't married of course! 

LCB34

sodelish:I have this hair growing out of my chin since pregnancy. It gets really long and scraggly and I always forget to pluck it until it's super long.

I have one too.  And I swear it goes from being nonexistent to half an inch long randomly overnight.

 

Ananke

I walk outside with one of my boobs hanging out once a week or so.  My teenage neighbors are going to be sad when DS weans.

DreadLoc

LCB34:

I was in such a rush to get to work Wednesday.

I changed a poopy diaper right before I left.  When I got to my office, I kept smelling baby poop.

It took me a solid 1.5 hours to realize that it was on my jacket.  And I can't not wear a jacket at work.  So, I tried to wash it off in the bathroom and sat in my office with a damp/ poopy suit coat all day.

 

You win.  Thread over!  :P 

Libby1978

I still use baby wipes after I poo!

Ananke

MrsG NC:

Mine is that I sometimes will put C in her exersaucer and give her a little mini karaoke concert. She bounces and smiles while I sing and it makes me feel good about my singing abilities. 

I do this about 20 times a day,  but not always with him in the jumperoo.  He can be anywhere.  He loves it.

sodelish

LCB34:

I was in such a rush to get to work Wednesday.

I changed a poopy diaper right before I left.  When I got to my office, I kept smelling baby poop.

It took me a solid 1.5 hours to realize that it was on my jacket.  And I can't not wear a jacket at work.  So, I tried to wash it off in the bathroom and sat in my office with a damp/ poopy suit coat all day.

 

Oh, man, that takes the cake!

MrsG NC

Ananke:

MrsG NC:

Mine is that I sometimes will put C in her exersaucer and give her a little mini karaoke concert. She bounces and smiles while I sing and it makes me feel good about my singing abilities. 

I do this about 20 times a day,  but not always with him in the jumperoo.  He can be anywhere.  He loves it.

I may or may not bring up youtube karaoke videos to use as my backing music.  

RunningWife

DH and I were getting busy last night, and when I took my shirt off, I had an apple sticker stuck to the top of my boob.

I had an apple with my lunch yesterday, and was wearing a v-neck shirt, so it must have gotten stuck to me then.

So, I walked around all day with it stuck to me then included it as a part of foreplay.

Sexy, hey?

J+MS

I sing in the car like its my job.

Ananke

MrsG NC:

Ananke:

MrsG NC:

Mine is that I sometimes will put C in her exersaucer and give her a little mini karaoke concert. She bounces and smiles while I sing and it makes me feel good about my singing abilities. 

I do this about 20 times a day,  but not always with him in the jumperoo.  He can be anywhere.  He loves it.

I may or may not bring up youtube karaoke videos to use as my backing music.  

LOL, I do this too!  I also have hundreds of professional karaoke files on the computer.  We hacked our Xbox so it can work as a karaoke machine (not the reason we hacked it, but a result of it).

 

SarahWaggy

I just answered the front door in nasty sweats, a somewhat sheer shirt, nasty hair, and no makeup thinking it was the UPS guy who just drops and runs only to find two very HOT mormon guys on my door step who were really interested in the Buddhist they found in Texas....

 

(ETA : I had no bra on...) 

JhawkCE

I gave a kick ass presentation yesterday for the city council, even my arch enemy voted for me....unfortunately one of the times I sat down and got back up, my skirt unzipped itself showing the entire room my spanxs.

 

UnderAtree

I was trying to scroll down this page with an Xbox control.

write2nicole

JhawkCE:

I gave a kick ass presentation yesterday for the city council, even my arch enemy voted for me....unfortunately one of the times I sat down and got back up, my skirt unzipped itself showing the entire room my spanxs.

Well, if even your arch enemy voted for you, you must have looked hawt in your spanx!

write2nicole

LCB34:

I was in such a rush to get to work Wednesday.

I changed a poopy diaper right before I left.  When I got to my office, I kept smelling baby poop.

It took me a solid 1.5 hours to realize that it was on my jacket.  And I can't not wear a jacket at work.  So, I tried to wash it off in the bathroom and sat in my office with a damp/ poopy suit coat all day.

Lately, lots of things smell like baby poop to me. DH frequently makes popcorn (he has a popcorn popper!) and every time he does, I look all over the place for smeared baby poop. Almost any hot food smells like baby poop lately.

wearenutts

LCB34:

sodelish:

I have this hair growing out of my chin since pregnancy. It gets really long and scraggly and I always forget to pluck it until it's super long.

I have one too.  And I swear it goes from being nonexistent to half an inch long randomly overnight.

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one that has one of these. Actually I have 2. They are side by side. 

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bosoxgrl

I say nothing wrong with that

RE: sex dream about Dave Matthews

UnderAtree

write2nicole:

LCB34:

I was in such a rush to get to work Wednesday.

I changed a poopy diaper right before I left.  When I got to my office, I kept smelling baby poop.

It took me a solid 1.5 hours to realize that it was on my jacket.  And I can't not wear a jacket at work.  So, I tried to wash it off in the bathroom and sat in my office with a damp/ poopy suit coat all day.

Lately, lots of things smell like baby poop to me. DH frequently makes popcorn (he has a popcorn popper!) and every time he does, I look all over the place for smeared baby poop. Almost any hot food smells like baby poop lately.

This is me! Every time I smell something bad I have to check DS's diaper. It doesn't matter where we are.

beccs98

kirky05:

Aubrianarose:

kirky05:

I had a sexual dream about Dave Matthews last night.

Why is this embarrassing? I think he's a cutie! Maybe admitting this should be embarrassing? hmmm... Now I need to rethink what I find cute.

LOL I have mixed feelings about him. He's kinda cute/kinda weird. It was weird because I haven't even thought about him/listened to his music for awhile.

I think he's all cute, not at all weird. 

Seriously, his music was my go to sexy-time must in university. Something about his voice does it for me.

I guess that's all embarrassing?

ashmin

MrsLacy:

DH made me realize that I'd rather live in pain and agony than pay money to go see a dentist.  I'm embarrassed as to what the dentist will think of me when he sees my multiple cavities.  :

I'm too fvckin' cheap when it comes to spending money on myself. 

This was me.  It resulted in a $1200 root canal this Wednesday.  Not flaming, just sayin'!  I will now gladly fork over the dough for cleanings and fillings.

topbirdsix

wearenutts:

LCB34:

sodelish:

I have this hair growing out of my chin since pregnancy. It gets really long and scraggly and I always forget to pluck it until it's super long.

I have one too.  And I swear it goes from being nonexistent to half an inch long randomly overnight.

 

I'm glad I'm not the only one that has one of these. Actually I have 2. They are side by side. 

I'm in this club too.

LadyDelilah

MrsEll:

I think I have a hemorrhoid.

I have three

Vanessa761

Last week I was at work, and threw up in the cooler, but also peed my pants as well, so i went home for the day....

thcitynengland87

I work alone on the weekends, so I blast music and sing&dance all through my lab. There are other people in the plant, but they don't have access to my building so I don't think much about it... Last weekend my boss stopped by to get some stuff from her office. When she popped her head in the lab to say hey, I was dancing and singing (at the top of my lungs) Katy Perry's "I kissed a girl and I liked it"