My child is being mean to me.... *sniff*

userdeleted

Charlie is standing next to me right now, lifting up my shirt, squeezing my love handle, and saying "mama...uh ohhhhh, mama, uh ohhhhh"

*sob* 

CollieJade

Awww, I'm sorry!   But, hahaha that's still pretty funny! Sorry.   I laugh (but sob inside) when Annabelle tries to find my bellybutton and I have to be all, "Oh here sweetie, lemme lift up the uppermost roll of fat for you so you can see it."

AmethystBride

Awww!  Look at it this way:  that's better than your child trying to latch on to your flub, which Jackson has totally done to me!

HSartteach

CollieJade:

Awww, I'm sorry!   But, hahaha that's still pretty funny! Sorry.   I laugh (but sob inside) when Annabelle tries to find my bellybutton and I have to be all, "Oh here sweetie, lemme lift up the uppermost roll of fat for you so you can see it."

this, but insert Logan for Annabelle

ditzydi_2000

That's funny but I'd totally be sobbing if DS did that to me too.  No wonder us women have such self image issues.  Our kids are even pointing out or problem areas.  

chargermama

AWWWW and haha

Just wiat until they say....mama you are thick (b/c fat is a bad word in our house).  Um no sweetie I'm pregnant but thanks for noticing

Oct2007

Been there as well.  My daughter tells me "Mommy, are you sure there is no baby in there?"  Also, she tells me whenever she sees a commercial that would help me.  "Mommy, there is a cream you put on your face to help get rid of all your dots "  or "Mommy, there is this machine you can use on your hair so it can be straight and not like a cotton ball"  The list goes on.