There is nothing to eat in your house?
I'm too lazy to leave today and we have not been to the store in forever! So what crazy thing can I make? Ramen and pickles? Plain pasta and...I don't even have butter

SOS!!!
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Re: What do you eat when....
Plain pasta, olive oil, and (pick whatever combo of spices you have on hand) garlic/parsley/onion powder. If you have some veggies (canned/frozen), you could add peas, carrots, etc.
I didn't think of ordering a pizza. That's a good idea.