Give me some CRAZY boy names. (For April Fools Joke)

Bree4011

We still have not picked out a name for our kiddo.  Everyone on Facebook keeps asking me, so I want to post some whacked out name, see if anyone believes it.  But I'm having trouble coming up with something.  Any ideas?

  

jkchs2003

Harry Peter

I am trying to think of the rest of the list they had up at my class of crazy names, I can only remember girl names though

There is a guy named God's Gift

Mis+Shapes

Beavis. 

LynsiBHM

my hubby is James and I'm Lindsey... so hubby has a few co-workers completely convinced we're naming our kid Jimsey!  LOL  We're down to a few names and won't decide till we meet him, but luckily Jimsey isn't on the "real" list!

My dad had also jokingly suggested Aloicious or Eliphilat (Al or Eli.) LOL

mcginnie86

Some of DH's suggestions: Genghis, Adolf, Attila, Hannibal, Spiderman.

We almost legitimately went with Charles Xavier (from the X-Men) just to satisfy the fan boy in him. 

Bree4011

jkchs2003:

Harry Peter

I am trying to think of the rest of the list they had up at my class of crazy names, I can only remember girl names though

There is a guy named God's Gift

Lol!  Oh Harry Peter is a good one.   

tokenhoser

Our joke name has been Montezuma.

I have a great-great uncle Montezuma.

Mrs.Saxy

some combination of your names

Barack 

mommaj530

Haha I like Genghis from PP

rainlily

Freduardo.  Say "We couldn't decide between Frederick and Edward.  So we combined the two, and added some Latin flair".

aj5oh00

My brother jokes that his next son will be Beauregard Maurice so he can call him "Bo Mo"

amandaloren

Noah Fence

Hugh Jass

skineena99

My brother suggested the name Apollo Creed from Rocky if we were having a boy. Thankfully we're having a girl (not that we'd have gone with AC).

mrsjohnson706

Bree4011:

We still have not picked out a name for our kiddo.  Everyone on Facebook keeps asking me, so I want to post some whacked out name, see if anyone believes it.  But I'm having trouble coming up with something.  Any ideas?

I should totally steal this idea. We havea  name, but aren't telling. Everyone keeps asking...this could be hilarious!

Nomer

We aren't telling our names so when people ask we say if it's a girl we're gonna call her Jen, for Genitalia, and if it's a boy we're gonna name him a good strong greek name: Testiclees

JaysonandKristin

Getachew

 

mcginnie86

William Robert (Billy Bob!)

kate05

A friend sent me a list of actually names sent in to a hospital in the 1950's.  My favorites for boys are Monerzell and Dammit.

Bree4011

Ok, I decided to use a name combination thing, that way it seemed realistic but whacky at the same time.

 I said that I wanted Bryson (true) and Hubby prefers Brayden (true) so we combined them.  And we also wanted to use hubby's name in there, but thought Anthony was too plain so we went with 

BrayDyson Antonio 

If anybody really believes that, I'm going to have to unfriend them.   

LadyXaverian

Cletus

Mamawillis

Walter Martin, but you're going to call him Walmart!

 

desy_dawn

You could use either of my Grandfathers....

Homer Oscar or Bobbie Joe.  They are both terrible!

tikitomban

"Oedipus Rex" -- see what type of response you get.

nikintheheart

Nomer:

We aren't telling our names so when people ask we say if it's a girl we're gonna call her Jen, for Genitalia, and if it's a boy we're gonna name him a good strong greek name: Testiclees

 

i LOL'D. 

ac311

DH told his mother that we were naming our LO Mufassah.  He told her that he liked the name being so masculine. 

cucer

Great names- mostly because someone actually named their child these names: 

Brothers Lemongelo and Orangelo (after Lemon Jello and Orange Jello)

Shithead (Shi-theed) So sad for the boy...

 

Depending on your last name, something that obnoxiously rhymes- like Walter Falter  or something from a story, Peter Abbot... (peter rabbit)

Michael Jackson (and your last name)... 

or just all around awesome: 

 

Gaylord

Lucious

Leroy

Plato

Aristotle

Michelangelo

Adolf

Ebeneezer

Walt

Vandinkle (Dinkle for short)

 

annarobinson

Mamawillis:

Walter Martin, but you're going to call him Walmart!

 

 

hahhahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahahahahaahahahahahaah you are a funny gal!