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Craziest thing you've ever read on the bump
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And not blatant silly MUD/AE posts...
my favorites in no particular order:
1. Irish twin girl
2. "a fingerful of Feta"
3. The Mom who was sleeping on a couch with her newborn and was concerned about safety... (um, yea...totally unsafe sleeping conditions... we bedshared so I'm not knocking that... but couch's are completely unsafe) because... GET THIS... She didn't want to kick her effin DOG out of their bed. I mean REALLY??
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Re: Craziest thing you've ever read on the bump
Tipped uterus + doggystyle = baby
Um, what? See the post here.
https://community.thebump.com/cs/ks/forums/1/25545815/ShowThread.aspxMy blog: Midwest Chaos
Irish Twin girl FOR SURE! Hands down, the best post ever.
can someone post a link to Irish Twin?
now i'm curious
finger full of feta? do tell.....
THAT was an awesome post!! I'm so sad that I missed a lot of it when they took the post down.
I also forgot about the sperm meeting the egg girl. That one was great.
That was a pretty epic post.. Shame it was DD but I understand why.
YES.
My all-time favorite was from several years ago--someone shared it over on The Knot. It was this woman's blog, and she was talking about how she had a baby in her "stomak." For real. The spelling and grammar were so horrible, I sincerely hope it was fake. I'll see if I can find it.
ETA: that was easy. Here you go:
https://www.thebump.com/profiles/Nayowlain/blog/MyBlog/Index
Married Filing Jointly Blog
The funniest was when people from The Nest and The Bump started creating wiki pages about Irish Twins. I was dying. My Nestie friends and I still talk about that.
And everyone had sig badges that said "I SURVIVED IRISH TWIN DAY" Hilarious.
I want to know wha the "fingerful of Feta" is about....Really only because I accidently ate some fetta the other day in some pasta salad, oops, and I know some people are totally extra crazy! I need a good laugh!
HA!! This is all great!!!!! I sooo wish I could read it!
I wasn't here then, but I've heard tell! However, what about that episode of One Born Every Minute where the woman had twins, one that was half white, due to two different sperm donors used a day apart. I wouldn't have thought that was possible either. Different situation for sure (2ww, not sperm donor, etc) but still... that was some crazy sh*t!
RE: The Irish Twins thing, yes it CAN happen but it is so incredibly rare and there is a very small window in which you'd need to do the deed for it to happen. This chic already knew she was pregnant so the odds of it happening were slim to none.
MrsMichelle - I snorted/inhaled my banana at the wedding reception at the Golden Corral comment. I never saw that one but I so so so so wish I would have.
WTF?! Please explain how this can happen to me. I guess I'm a little slow...
For real? This cannot be for real.
If I remember right, a girl came around asking if she should make herself throw up because she had accidentally eaten some feta cheese - about a "fingernail full." Feta is fine as long as it's pasteurized (as pretty much any cheese in the US is).
DD1 Feb 2010
DD2 Sept 2011
no i dont is not fare!!!!! (HEHEHE FARE)
Whatta sin. This one is a case
you're damn right that was some crazy sh!t....I seriously was staring at the TV like WTF just happenend!
There has been so much craziness on this message board, it's not even funny. It's too bad most of the good stuff was all DD'd or removed by admins.
In addition to the big ones mentioned, I remember a girl who had maternity pictures taken in lingerie while wearing a rosary around her neck. That caused quite a stir.
There was also someone who posted their belly shot and it was incredibly clear that she didn't um...... "maintain," herself in her nether-regions and it was a hot mess. So nasty.
LOL good times.
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oh god. i've been here so long (please note post count. lol) i don't even know where to begin. i've been around for a lot of drama and stalker moments.
I do remember a girl asking once what the longest range baby monitor was so that she could go grocery shopping while her baby napped, but still be able to hear if the baby woke up.
how a certain poster conceived at the movie theater during don't mess with the zohan. ok, i might be a little fuzzy on the details. maybe not conceived, but definitely had sex. this same poster has a long history of stupid comments. I could be here all day.
YES! The "fingernail full of feta" girl was the most bewildering thing I've ever read. She had actually ALREADY made herself throw up
and was still wondering if the bit she had ate would hurt her baby. Because, you know, making yourself vomit is better than eating pasturized feta.
How long ago was that? It seems like forever bc I avoided the 1st Tri boards and the like for a while. I wonder what kind of crazy her poor child deals with.
Elliott Michael born 9/22/11
I also remember a woman who suspected her husband was cheating on her. She found messages, text messages, phone records, etc. She would post - like - daily updates of her suspicions. Then her husband finally admitted to sleeping with a co-worker and possibly contracting an STD (all while his wife is pregnant). This bumpie shared ALL OF THIS with us. It was like a soap opera. Way too much information.
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Ok I read through all the posts before posting this. I am new here, but being an October 1 due date I live in September's board because the October board is so mean. Not honest or opinionated, just mean. Yesterday alone there were 2 posts on "B**ches" Really. That's too much drama for a place you are supposed to feel welcome. I am thankful for September 2011 boards because it is a great place to be. I don't expect to find much "drama" or crazy stuff here!! =D
OMG. There isn't even a way to summarize her.
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bwhahahaha. i'm so glad to hear you say this. i was going to die if someone came out with the "omg, i love erino!!!!!!". but seriously, she needs to seek medical attention. of the straight jacket kind.
Haha. No team erino here. I remember back to the Tri boards in '09 where it was obvious something wasn't quite right w/ her. It took a little while for her true colors to ooze out of her orfaces, but it certainly happened. lol
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That's crazy!
Fingernail of Feta happened some time around 3-4 years ago. I remember I was either pregnant or had just had DD.
I remember her! I also remember the Irish Twins post. IIRC, she was asking if she should still stay on birth control b/c she didn't want to get knocked up twice!
The fingernail of feta has been linked all over the boards t ime and time again. I find it especially hilarious that my DOCTOR knew about it! He mentioned it in passing about how pg women get in hysterics over stuff like that, lol.
Anyone remember the chick who was freaked out by having to deliver a boy because his "dink" would pass through her "loo loo"?!?!