There are such things as dumb questions. NBR

brichie

So this morning I woke up feeling awful and pretty cranky. Right as I'm heading to the bathroom to shower DH goes in before me. He said he needed to rinse his hair or something. Anyways I walk in and it smells like poop so I assumed he took some big ol dump this morning and forgot to spray. So I was like," did you poop this morning, it smells bad in here".  And he goes "no, did you fart?"

Why on earth would I ask him if he pooped if I had farted in the 10 seconds I had been in there?  And ladies my farts have been really bad. If I had farted I would have got the heck outta there and fast.

irelandsangel81

My husband always says the same thing!  I will ask "Hey did you fart?" and he will respond with "No did you?"  It's like seriously why would I have asked you if I had just done it geez.  And I am with you I have and some awful smells coming out of me lately.  I read somewhere it's because the digestive tract slows down.  God I hope so and I hope it speeds back up soon!

MissMommyMac

My DH is infamous for this as well!