So....Hubby and I was putting my clothes on today (he has to help me because I have a broken ankle and its so hard to move around at all). We put my shirt on and am looking at me.. One of my boobs is
NOTICEABLY larger than the other one! Seriously, we just like looked at it both in surprise. I haven't really noticed anything different lately because I have been so immobile so I just wear PJ's all day long.. but went on an outing today to MIL & FIL's house... and saw how bad and uneven they looked in my shirt! uhg! Why am I deformed?

It is going to be embarrising if they don't "even up" soon!
Re: 1 boob is bigger... :(
i've always had one boob that was slightly bigger. i think i'm the only person who notices, because no one's ever said anything about it. except bra fitters.
i thought breastfeeding would be my chance to even them out. but the larger one consistently produced more milk and remained larger.
It's not that big a deal....having worked in a bra/lingerie store I can tell you that most breasts are not equal...My left has always been "noticeably" larger (at least naked) and so I'm not surprised that they are still uneven now.
I'm sure it's really not as noticeable as you think.