Hannah -- this joke made me think of you (and Henry)

sistrkate

Warning, it's a little off-color, but only a little bit     My dad sent me this and it was accompanied by a pic of an old couple with scowly expressions 

 

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing
some on sale, he bought them and wore them home. 

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his wife,
"Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope." 

Frustrated, Bert stormed off into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into
the kitchen completely naked except for the boots. 

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice anything
different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan, "Bert, what's different?
It's hanging down today, it was hanging down yesterday, it'll be hanging down
again tomorrow." 

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN,
MARGARET?"

"Nope.  Not a clue", she replied. 

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!" 

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.
Shoulda bought a hat." 

hannah&ben

Ha!! Too funny!  Thanks for sharing, I needed a giggle