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I need a special snowflake answer. It all depends, if you are a noisy tooter, then my answer is never. If you are an SBD'er, then still never. If you can let it slip out silently and the smell doesn't reach anyone but yourself, then anytime is fine.
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I'm a big prude about bodily functions, especially gas and # 2. I'd like to pretend that we never do these things. It's bathroom or hold it, IMO. I would always be really bothered if anyone did it at work. I don't even want my DH to do it at home, anywhere other than the bathroom. I tell him not to spread his "ass-air" around me! :-P True story.
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Married 10/5/08 | 2 yrs of TTC, tests, procedures & a m/c | IVF #2 =James!
Yesterday I was working next to a guy who's pretty high up in our company and he tooted, twice. Each time he goes, "Ooo! Excuse meeee!" all shrill like Mrs. Doubtfire. It was all I could do not to giggle hysterically.
I'm a big prude about bodily functions, especially gas and # 2. I'd like to pretend that we never do these things. It's bathroom or hold it, IMO. I would always be really bothered if anyone did it at work. I don't even want my DH to do it at home, anywhere other than the bathroom. I tell him not to spread his "ass-air" around me! :-P True story.
Can I borrow the phrase "ass-air" from you? Pretty please! My H has awful gas and no longer hides it, he just lets it go.
I am 29 year old and still think farts are hilarious!!!!!! I laugh every time someone does it. When I worked as a kindergarten teacher it took everything in me not to burst out laughing every time one of the kids farted.
I am 29 year old and still think farts are hilarious!!!!!! I laugh every time someone does it. When I worked as a kindergarten teacher it took everything in me not to burst out laughing every time one of the kids farted.
LMAO
So funny
When I worked L&D, we had a small medication room. The rule was- one person at a time in the medication room. It was where we went to toot. Ha!!
I used to think that the bathroom was the only option. Then I had two kids and things changed in the southern region. Now, if I'm alone and it's my nose only or I'm at home....
Thankfully I have my own office at work, so I can shut the door if need be. I felt super bad a few weeks ago one of my peeps opened the door to ask a question after I had let one go. I'm sure she knew what was up in there but she didn't say anything.
MrsH_08:
I'm a big prude about bodily functions, especially gas and # 2. I'd like to pretend that we never do these things. It's bathroom or hold it, IMO. I would always be really bothered if anyone did it at work. I don't even want my DH to do it at home, anywhere other than the bathroom. I tell him not to spread his "ass-air" around me! :-P True story.
Lexi you crack me up!! TJ is so bad that he lets them out silently in the car and then locks the windows so I can't roll it down to gasp for air. Jerk face!
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
This is me too. But when I was teaching, I would try and hold it until recess. There is nothing worse than farting in front of preteens and teens!
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Married 10/5/08 | 2 yrs of TTC, tests, procedures & a m/c | IVF #2 =James!
Yesterday I was working next to a guy who's pretty high up in our company and he tooted, twice. Each time he goes, "Ooo! Excuse meeee!" all shrill like Mrs. Doubtfire. It was all I could do not to giggle hysterically.
I'm on the phone and seriously had to bite my lips from laughing out loud. This is why I love you, CG.
Foo realz! bonus points if you can make it look like the office b**ch did it!
LMAO
So funny
When I worked L&D, we had a small medication room. The rule was- one person at a time in the medication room. It was where we went to toot. Ha!!
There was a gas-passing poll on the seattle nest board today, too. I wonder why it's on everyone's minds today...
I used to think that the bathroom was the only option. Then I had two kids and things changed in the southern region. Now, if I'm alone and it's my nose only or I'm at home....
Thankfully I have my own office at work, so I can shut the door if need be. I felt super bad a few weeks ago one of my peeps opened the door to ask a question after I had let one go. I'm sure she knew what was up in there but she didn't say anything.
Lexi you crack me up!! TJ is so bad that he lets them out silently in the car and then locks the windows so I can't roll it down to gasp for air. Jerk face!M/C 9/21/09 | M/C 12/24/09 | BFP 1/23/10
Madeline Rey DOB 9/30/10
TTC # 2 Jan 2013
BFP 3/12/13 | EDD 11/18/13
It's a GIRL! Lydia Marie!