My mind's in the gutter... — The Bump
May 2011 Moms

My mind's in the gutter...

Here's the actual quote: "A pair of substantial mammary glands has the advantage over the two hemispheres of the most learned professor's brain in the art of compounding a nutritious fluid for infants." ~Oliver Wendell Holmes Sr.

And here's what I read: "A pair of substantial mammary glands has the advantage over the two hemispheres of the most learned professor's brain" (aka. a good set of boobs will distract any man)

I think I will go home tonight and turn on an adult educational show to redeem myself.

(And I mean nothing against formula at all by this, it was only a comment of my brains lack of activity today).

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