xp: today, I revolt.

kimb311

After reading all the funny things that were on here from last night, I thought I would xp what I put up on the 2nd tri board. I think may mommas have a pretty wicked sense of humor!

I'm Not going to take that damn prenatal and burb fish all day

I'm going to eat soft cooked eggs for breakfast

I'm not drinking ANY water today! in fact, I am only drinking coffee and diet coke

I will take a steaming hot shower, use my old face wash and lather on the wrinkle cream!

I am going to have that glass of wine they offer me while I get my hair colored!

I will go to lunch and order the COLD turkey sandwich on white bread with some sort of soft cheese on it!

Then I am going to the nail salon, having them shut the doors, turn off the vents and get my nails done!

 if the fumes give me a headache I am going to take a f'ing Advil, not useless Tylenol. And I'm going to take something stronger then a tums for my heartburn!

I will probably be tired from all of this, so I am NOT going to the gym today. i will take a nap ON MY BACK, OR MAYBE EVEN ON MY TUMMY!

After I am refreshed, I am going to pain the nursery...with lead based paint and keep the windows closed!

Then just to drive my point home, I will eat sushi for dinner ( I hate sushi )

What did I miss?

 

mrbear83

You forgot to go outside in the yard and schlep all the ward yaste, lifting over 50 lbs. with your back and not your legs!

haha. I will eat your sushi if you don't want it!  

dahansen85

lol I have done nearly all of these. I had never even heard of not using your regular face wash. What else do people use?

I love deli meat. and hot showers. not together though.