Here are a few comments on postings to which I?ll respond; but not to all - these are only through about 7:33 am this morning so others after that time may or may not be forthcoming ?
ReeseM - Longest.story.ever. You were forewarned! I am so confused. You?re not alone so are others! And where is the babypicture?! There are none nor will there be ?
k_renee - I'm slightly disappointed Oh! I?m sorry!
EmjayTheHunted - Holy Mother, that is LONG! I?d already said it was going to be! I will have to print that out and read the next time I have to go to the bathroom. Go ahead! Now enjoy it!
My screensaver would come on before I could finish!. Just change your settings then!
Also, I agree with Reese... Sorry!
a.graves - Ok I tried to stay out of your stupid drama, but this post was just weird to me. Well what did you expected from one who doesn?t speak English and is crazy! I have a few questions. Ok!
If you and "Fred" are both red haired, fair skin, and blue eyes, Ooops! Here only one is blue eyed why is English your second language? Is it really? What is your first? You tell me? Why did you post a picture of a girl who is dark skinned, with dark hair, at a family football game? What football game are you referring too? You claim that that was the last picture your grandfather took, but that looks nothing like a red haired, fair skin, gal you are describing that is you. I am really curious to what you have to say to this. Nothing! Nar a thing!
The top picture is from the yahoo home page. Give yourself an A+! And she looks blond not a red head. Right again! I never claimed it to be me - now DID I? You have put up so many false pictures it really is hard to even believe you are real. If I were not real then who am I? Or even really believe anything you post. That?s only your opinion! Also in one of your posts you say that you try to talk as professionally as possible. Well what are you getting at? Here are a few of the post you wrote just to jog your memory. Remember I was pregnant with pregnancy brain - what?s your reason?
Rakulman - I wish I could pick the day my baby came out? Don?t we all I just happened too be extremely lucky! It must be so nice to have that power. I don?t know if I had power just a feelings all! I could?ve been wrong also - right?
I honestly just scanned through that whole thing just to see if the baby really came out on the 14th. And Volia! like magic pebbles has arrived! To bad - you did exactly what I predicted most would do!!!
I just dont have the mental power anymore to read all the way through these mind-numbing posts. But alas, we are not dissapointed... his/her/it's baby came out on the day it was supposed to. Ahh! Right!
EmjayTheHunted - HAHAHA Me too!
ETA: Just for the record to those who were wondering - born in Kentucky, grew-up in Tennessee, now live, work in Alabama. Well we can?t all be perfect now can we?
Robbysbride - Also for the record, no listing anywhere on the vast interwebs of any Flintstrom in AL. Yes, I am bored this afternoon. Too bad, just too bad! That really makes me feel better now!
misskassielynn - HOLY COW I ? On this one you have a PM
Pennilyn Novus - Well, THAT was just ... special? I?m happy!
You have to admire the dedication put into this. I mean, Wilma got called out numerous times for fake pics, contradictory statements and outright lies, but still, she stuck with it. If you know your right others are wrong then it?s easy to stick you your guns! But are you really sure all were lies? I mean are you really sure?
I have to admit, I was expecting something more dramatic than this Mary-Sueish birth story. At the hospital and already almost fully dilated!! Just a few pushes and the little redheaded darling is out!! Breastfeeding like a champ!! I mean, what happened to Fred delivering Pebbles in the back of the car and having a man drive up on a tractor asking if he could help? That?s the question of the ages - I?d wondered that one too! We can all dream can?t we?
cruelsound - Wilma rules. Well here I?m not too sure about that but it?s been an experience - for me too!
Rakulman - I see wilma plans on having more childern. I wonder what holiday he/she/it plans on picking next. That?s correct I (we) want four at the present - two boys, two girls - hopefully! However we?ll take what God gives us.
TiffanyTheMom - If she really is Scottish then why is English her 2nd language? It?s not really! I have Scottish friends who speak perfect English- It's not American English, it's King's English- but still. Even if you know Welsh, it's still not primary enough of a language in any part of Scotland to make your English be that bad. How bad is it - really? I know some people aren't very articulate writers, but this is beyond that. Really!
I?m of Scottish - Irish ancestral not from either of those countries but born of their descendants.
madeline23 - The last woman in the siggy looks an awful lot like Kelly Preston Congratulations you?ve won the grand prize finding the real truth. Again congratulations on winning!
misskel22 - What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. You?re telling me that a child being born is this - WOW what side of the bed did you get out on? WOW! At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Well I don?t know; but, sorry to have ruffled your feathers! Forgive Me! Everyone is now dumber for having read that. Hey now wait just a minute here - I?ve said on more than one occasion; if you don?t like what I have to say or post use that thing given you that?s between your ears (do you know what I mean) - just do not read them ? I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Let?s don?t add or use blasphemy on this it?s uncalled for. After all God knows me ? He will be my judge and will judge me accordingly on my shortcomings not you. Be careful here you?re walking on egg shells!
christinaim - LAME. Ain?t it the truth! Know your audience Wilma, we were expecting the ultimate ending, not a never ending, rambling post most of us probably didn't even make it through. Too bad! I know if I could make up my birth story it would be epic. Try for it - you might just
yourself and like it!
Sheas - Wilma, while we are all very relieved to FINALLY get to hear your birth story, we are all bored with it. Why? Couldn't you have made it a little shorter, but more interesting? You should know me by now - I?m long winded! But for a more interesting reading see the one about me with the farmer on the tractor in snow, with Fred delivering by the side of the road in the car then being taken to the barn! We want sparks and turmoil. Sorry, but others do that for me! Also, is this your goodbye?
- what do you think? You have built us all up to this huge finale, only to let us down. I?m sorry it was so boring to many! I am truly disappointed. Again SORRY! We would at least like to see a picture of this baby you have stolen, before your departure. What baby since everyone has already decided I?m an old man ? how could there be a baby? Or, maybe we should all just wait to see it in the news. OH! OH! OH!
"Scottish/Irish Kentucky born man kidnaps newborn from local psychiatric hospital. Here's Barney Rubble with the details..." Now you?ve gotten my curiosity up on this one ? is it possible we?ve another string running on Barney? I?m interested since I?ve a friend named Betty! I?ve had a good ride on this one sorry for the sad let down with such a simple birth but really nothing very exciting happen other than my water breaking on all three of us. Everything else that happened was just somewhat boring or routine!
Note: Here I am so glad everyone is having such a good time at my expense then being in agreement - that this has brought forth a laugh, smile, a glimmer of hope to an otherwise dull, boring, pregnancy. I do deeply wish all a happy, wholesome, fulfilling pregnancy and that birth y?all really, truly want. Let all those little one?s be wanted then loved - be good parents to those precious new arrivals ? want you?
Re: F/U - We?re finally there!
Love this! My eyes are tearing up I'm laughing so hard! Seriously though.... what in the hell did half of that even mean? I need a drink...but damn, I'm still pregnant.
OMG you found a real picture of Wilma! LMAO love it!
Dearest Wilma,
If you had a baby a few short days ago, as you claim to have had, how is it possible for you to invest so much time into this madness? Although you have been entertaining for us all - enough is enough. I think it's time to go........wait is that your newborn baby I hear?
All the best,
Concerned Canadian