Funny stories about delivering.

a.graves

After I got checked to see how far I was dilated, DH looks at me with this weird look then proceeds to tell me that the doctor who just checked me is a guy he went to high school with. The guy comes back an hour later and checks me again, and DH says with a laugh, "Look man I am not sure how I feel about you having your hands in my wife's who-ha." LOL.

When they delivered the placenta, the doctor said how most guys faint at this part. DH just shrugged and said, "I have gutted animals before." It made me do one of these --> Then I laughed. 

Some of the things he says!

Just wanted to share. Thought it would make others laugh. 

pomrom

Those are great!

I don't really have anything funny...

I do think it is funny (after the fact) that I had to beg the doctor to stay in my room. She kept trying to leave and I started pushing. She had to make phone calls in my room, there was no time to break the bed down and in no time flat, ds was born and all the doctor could say was "you weren't kidding, were you?"

I told them over and over, once this gets going... it will go quick. Maybe they will believe the next one that comes along.

TiffanyTheMom

It wasn't funny then, but as soon as I got into my delivery room they tried to put the IV line in me- and I mean 'try' loosely. It took them 15 minutes and 4 sticks and even the 4th stick wasn't in a vein, so it did me no good. As soon as the IV was in, I told the nurse the baby was coming NOW and she just looked at me. I cried again, "This baby is coming NOOOOWWW!" (lol) and she RAN out of that room so fast she nearly knocked something off her little computer table. (I would have laughed if the pressure from my LO crowning wasn't so intense!)

strimble26

Ok mine is funny. So I had just gotten my epidural and as it was taking effect, I felt a rumbling in my stomach and wasn't sure if it was gas or the very intense contractions I had just been having wearing down from the epi. As my legs got more numb I remembered that I had had 10 bean soup for lunch the day before and all the sudden I got paranoid. I would have planned my pre labor meal better had I known I was going to go into labor 3 weeks early! Anyhoo I was laying there having a conversation with DH once I was nice and comfy and all of the sudden this loud rumble goes throughout the room and lasts a good 5 seconds. Dh's eyes got huge and he freaking loses it and is laughing uncontrollably. Apparently there is no way to try to hold in a fart when your lower half is numb. I was cracking up too and thanking god that the nurse was out of the room. Dh still teases me about it. He even sent his sister a text when it happened. Nice.