I POOPED!

MrsNiner

And clogged the toilet with my rock hard dinosaur turd. That's the last time I wait 5 days to go. My stitches felt like they were going to rip. I was more scared of getting that turd out than giving birth. That's all!!!!

christyp80

LOL congratulations on the birth of your dino turd!

TiffanyTheMom

Ouch lady!! Hope you're not too sore from all that... and that your toilet heals from it traumatic experience soon...

bmp84

Moms of inside babies, take this as your warning to take your colace even if you don't think you need it. I had no problem for the first week or so, then BAM it hit me and I felt like I was trying to sh!t a skyscraper sideways...

orchid2007

k_renee:

And clogged the toilet with my rock hard dinosaur turd. That's the last time I wait 5 days to go. My stitches felt like they were going to rip. I was more scared of getting that turd out than giving birth. That's all!!!!

OMG my lady bits hurt just thinking about this!

Congrats on the poo! I hope you feel relieved.

TwistedFirestarter

bmp84:

Moms of inside babies, take this as your warning to take your colace even if you don't think you need it. I had no problem for the first week or so, then BAM it hit me and I felt like I was trying to sh!t a skyscraper sideways...

::dead::

JessiRaye

HAHAHA! I was pretty bad off my first poop post c-section! I ended up taking the stool softeners for a good week or so until I felt things were 'normal'. I had to plunge my toilet too, lol. Not funny at the time but I can laugh about it now.

dee1369

My first one was at 4 a.m. at the hospital and was surprisingly comfortable. Had another one at home. But I am still taking Colace to make things more comfy. I was terrified to poop for the first time.

monkey_pants

Uh-oh. It's my turn now. DD was born yesterday morning and I woke up this morning feeling like it's time to give it a shot but I couldn't do it. I must be gun-shy (poop-shy?). The nurses have been giving me colace but I still can't do it...