I'm kinda sad that my sister isn't having bridesmaids in her wedding. Sure, it'll be nice to not have to buy a matching polyester dress, but I would like to stand up beside her when she says her vows. :-(
If it makes you feel better, I co-taught with my best friend when we were 23 (at our old high school). It was pretty much a recipe for disaster having us together cause we have the stupidest senses of humor. So a teacher came into our classroom and interuppted our lesson to tell us we have important notices in our mailboxes. But all he said was "I put something important in your boxes" and left.
It took everything in our power not to die of laughter. I do think some of our students caught us smirking. Embarrassing.
H was out and he had the car.My neighbor/friend texted me to see if I was home and if I wanted to go to her house and play her twilight board game..I told her I was out.Then N and I went into the back room incase she screamed they couldnt hear her.
DH and I recently booked two weeks at a club med in mauritius for a family vacation. It's a huge splurged but we can afford it and are financially responsible. The trip is to celebrate that I can finally walk again after a very serious accident.
Yesterday SIL tells me that BIL booked them a family holiday in Mauritius because they totally need a break. I am pissed, SIL is unemployed, they even get an allowance from the ILs to cover expenses, and whenever we do anything with them they expect us to pick up the entire tab. We give their DD tons of generous gifts, they still haven't given us a baby present for DD2. DH and I are always super careful around them about not showing off and trying to be generous but discrete, guess what? That stops today. At least FIL flipped out at them and DH isn't so amused either so I know my feelings aren't totally misplaced. I hope FIL cuts them off.
I hate the fact that I judge people who wear Bjorns or the Infantino knockoffs...it's awesome that they are even wearing their baby but it makes me cringe at the thought that the entire weight of the baby is on his/hers crotch. That cannot be comfortable
C has been so clingy this week that I basically gave up on working on naps lately. I know she will nap on me, so I just sit down and let her sleep. It bothers me because I put so much work into getting her naps to what they were, but this is just easier lately. Hopefully it is just a phase.
I did the one thing I swore wouldn't do this morning..I left B in the bedroom with the dogs ( one being a rottweiler ) while I went to pee. I waited way too long to go and ended up getting pee on me anyways.
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I hate the fact that I judge people who wear Bjorns or the Infantino knockoffs...it's awesome that they are even wearing their baby but it makes me cringe at the thought that the entire weight of the baby is on his/hers crotch. That cannot be comfortable
LOL I tried every sling possible and DD1 & DD2 hated everything .... except the Bjorn DD2 wanted to live in the bjorn the first two months of her life she just screamed in my more traditional sling.
Last weekend it had been a while since DH and I were able to have a little "fun" so we distracted Roman with cartoons while we did the deed.
I called in sick to work yesterday even though I wasn't feeling THAT bad just so I could have an excuse to nap and sit my butt on the couch all day long with Rome. I needed a break. Bad.
I let DH make an extremely stupid decision that caused us to pay our rent late and lose $120 in overdraft and late fees so I could teach him a lesson about not spending money we don't have and being responsible. I still don't think he gets it and it probably upset me more than it upset him.
I told my work I was going to be late because of the ridiculous accident and resulting traffic on the main highway from my house to work(this did actually happen). I never take that highway because of the route I have to drive in order to drop of DS1 at school. I just didnt want to get out of bed this morning because I was snuggling with DS2.
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C has been so clingy this week that I basically gave up on working on naps lately. I know she will nap on me, so I just sit down and let her sleep. It bothers me because I put so much work into getting her naps to what they were, but this is just easier lately. Hopefully it is just a phase.
This exactly! Well except that my C is an S. I have cuddled with her for every morning nap this week.
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DH and I have still not had sex .. and haven't since I was about 32 weeks pregnant. Strangely I am not surprised (and not all that into the idea), but soon enough his Xbox is going to be the only action he ever gets if he doesn't start acting more interested because I don't have the energy to make the first move anymore.
*mutters to herself* I'll give you another "Call of Duty".
2nd FFFC... I am jealous of all the girls who's DH can't wait to get back into action.
I hate it when people do "month" pictures (or while pregnant did "week" pictures) and they just scribble "1 month" on a piece of paper. I realize not everyone is an artist, but if you're going to be taking a picture, at least make it look neat!
I'm kinda sad that my sister isn't having bridesmaids in her wedding. Sure, it'll be nice to not have to buy a matching polyester dress, but I would like to stand up beside her when she says her vows. :-(
I felt the same way about my best friend of 19 years. She got married in the courthouse so no wedding ceremony or reception. She was my maid of honor. I was happy for her of course, but a little sad I wasn't there.
We bedshare and enjoy it. Until she drops her middle of the night nursings, we will continue to do ti. She is going to be yelling "Get out of my room mom!" soon enough and not wanting to even talk to me, so I am going to enjoy every single second of her when I can.
I confess that whenever my mother visits I really want to hurt her or myself.
And it's for stupid things. She says the word 'picture' like 'pitcher'.
She calls my daughter "Low-lie" instead of Lorelei.
There are a millions little things.
I have the same issue with my MIL. Except she's been living with us since October, so there's no escaping it. Some of the things she says literally make me cringe. Like when DD fusses, and she says in a super high-pitched sappy voice "Whaaa, huh?" Gah.
My FFFC: I snuck out of work 20 minutes early yesterday for an appointment, and didn't tell anyone.
DH and I have still not had sex .. and haven't since I was about 32 weeks pregnant. Strangely I am not surprised (and not all that into the idea), but soon enough his Xbox is going to be the only action he ever gets if he doesn't start acting more interested because I don't have the energy to make the first move anymore.
*mutters to herself* I'll give you another "Call of Duty".
2nd FFFC... I am jealous of all the girls who's DH can't wait to get back into action.
I'm worse. WE still not have had sex (yes... that's right. Our baby is almost 5 months). The weird thing is, I'm horny, he's horny and all over me.. but I just don't want to have sex.
I will give it up soon. Blah. Maybe this weekend. We're going out drinking. Maybe I just need some liquid courage.
I've never had a can of soda or any carbonated beverage. I took a sip when I was a little kid and it went up my nose. Freaked me out enough that I've never tasted it again. Spouse assures me Coke and Pepsi are different. I take his word for it.
So FIL has been asking us to come visit to see his parents and because he hasn't seen DS since new years. We're leaving tomorrow. DH has given me the option of staying home and relaxing without the baby. I really want to see everyone, but I would love a weekend of Quiet! I'm terrible.
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2. I ate an entire bag of Reese's Minis yesterday. Not minature cups, but the new minis that are the size of a dime and don't contain wrappers.
3. I think it's weird when people don't spray canned whipped cream into their mouth.
4. I don't like mayo.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Like CG, I still wear my maternity pants - they're just WAY more comfortable than regular pants (especially jeans)
Even though I want to get my taxes done, I've been putting off picking up my W2 from my part time job last year because I just don't want to go in there. So I'm letting DH continue to try to find out whether they actually mailed them or not. If they mailed them, I still haven't gotten it. Also I think they would have been mailed to my old address, because my boss never updated my address with her accountant, however, I think her files showed the new address.
2. I ate an entire bag of Reese's Minis yesterday. Not minature cups, but the new minis that are the size of a dime and don't contain wrappers.
3. I think it's weird when people don't spray canned whipped cream into their mouth.
4. I don't like mayo.
Whipped cream is nasty to me. Yuck.
FREAK!
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
2. I ate an entire bag of Reese's Minis yesterday. Not minature cups, but the new minis that are the size of a dime and don't contain wrappers.
3. I think it's weird when people don't spray canned whipped cream into their mouth.
4. I don't like mayo.
Whipped cream is nasty to me. Yuck.
I agree. If it's being used as "frosting" for a cake, then it's ok, but if it's a choice between adding it or not adding it, I refuse to have it. I don't think it adds to the dish at all, and find it pointless.
2. I ate an entire bag of Reese's Minis yesterday. Not minature cups, but the new minis that are the size of a dime and don't contain wrappers.
3. I think it's weird when people don't spray canned whipped cream into their mouth.
4. I don't like mayo.
Whipped cream is nasty to me. Yuck.
FREAK!
My thoughts exactly. I love whipped cream and always have some out of the can after I put it on whatever. Then I give my wiener dogs some because the sound makes them insane and they bug me until they get a lick. Off my finger of course not out of the can.
2. I ate an entire bag of Reese's Minis yesterday. Not minature cups, but the new minis that are the size of a dime and don't contain wrappers.
3. I think it's weird when people don't spray canned whipped cream into their mouth.
4. I don't like mayo.
Stop the press! Where does one find this glorious treat?
I love Prince...but only when he was Prince, not the artist formerly known as Prince.
I think Oprah and Gail are more than just friends.
Walgreens! They're brand spanking new and I just had to have them.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
Re: FFFC?
I think I need to reiterate... I love you.
If it makes you feel better, I co-taught with my best friend when we were 23 (at our old high school). It was pretty much a recipe for disaster having us together cause we have the stupidest senses of humor. So a teacher came into our classroom and interuppted our lesson to tell us we have important notices in our mailboxes. But all he said was "I put something important in your boxes" and left.
It took everything in our power not to die of laughter. I do think some of our students caught us smirking. Embarrassing.
DH and I recently booked two weeks at a club med in mauritius for a family vacation. It's a huge splurged but we can afford it and are financially responsible. The trip is to celebrate that I can finally walk again after a very serious accident.
Yesterday SIL tells me that BIL booked them a family holiday in Mauritius because they totally need a break. I am pissed, SIL is unemployed, they even get an allowance from the ILs to cover expenses, and whenever we do anything with them they expect us to pick up the entire tab. We give their DD tons of generous gifts, they still haven't given us a baby present for DD2. DH and I are always super careful around them about not showing off and trying to be generous but discrete, guess what? That stops today. At least FIL flipped out at them and DH isn't so amused either so I know my feelings aren't totally misplaced. I hope FIL cuts them off.
LOL I tried every sling possible and DD1 & DD2 hated everything .... except the Bjorn
DD2 wanted to live in the bjorn the first two months of her life she just screamed in my more traditional sling.
Last weekend it had been a while since DH and I were able to have a little "fun" so we distracted Roman with cartoons while we did the deed.
I called in sick to work yesterday even though I wasn't feeling THAT bad just so I could have an excuse to nap and sit my butt on the couch all day long with Rome. I needed a break. Bad.
I let DH make an extremely stupid decision that caused us to pay our rent late and lose $120 in overdraft and late fees so I could teach him a lesson about not spending money we don't have and being responsible. I still don't think he gets it and it probably upset me more than it upset him.
This exactly! Well except that my C is an S. I have cuddled with her for every morning nap this week.
DH and I have still not had sex .. and haven't since I was about 32 weeks pregnant. Strangely I am not surprised (and not all that into the idea), but soon enough his Xbox is going to be the only action he ever gets if he doesn't start acting more interested because I don't have the energy to make the first move anymore.
*mutters to herself* I'll give you another "Call of Duty".
2nd FFFC... I am jealous of all the girls who's DH can't wait to get back into action.
I felt the same way about my best friend of 19 years. She got married in the courthouse so no wedding ceremony or reception. She was my maid of honor. I was happy for her of course, but a little sad I wasn't there.
I totally get that. My MIL says "fustrated" (meaning, she misses the first "r") and it FRUSTRATES the hell out of me.
I have the same issue with my MIL. Except she's been living with us since October, so there's no escaping it. Some of the things she says literally make me cringe. Like when DD fusses, and she says in a super high-pitched sappy voice "Whaaa, huh?" Gah.
My FFFC: I snuck out of work 20 minutes early yesterday for an appointment, and didn't tell anyone.
I'm worse. WE still not have had sex (yes... that's right. Our baby is almost 5 months). The weird thing is, I'm horny, he's horny and all over me.. but I just don't want to have sex.
I will give it up soon. Blah. Maybe this weekend. We're going out drinking. Maybe I just need some liquid courage.
That reminds me of an old Bill Cosby routine about giving his kids cake for breakfast.. 'look at the ingredients.. milk, wheat, eggs".
Beccs, I am glad someone else is in the same boat. The longer I wait the more nervous I get about even trying.
1. I'm still wearing maternity jeans.
2. I ate an entire bag of Reese's Minis yesterday. Not minature cups, but the new minis that are the size of a dime and don't contain wrappers.
3. I think it's weird when people don't spray canned whipped cream into their mouth.
4. I don't like mayo.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I'm late every single day to work.. & I blame it on the babies.
I also request weekends off cause "SO is out of town" (even though he isn't) and I don't have a babysitter on weekends! dangit.
I just have to tell you your boys are the cutest things! Their eyes are so gorgeous!
Like CG, I still wear my maternity pants - they're just WAY more comfortable than regular pants (especially jeans)
Even though I want to get my taxes done, I've been putting off picking up my W2 from my part time job last year because I just don't want to go in there. So I'm letting DH continue to try to find out whether they actually mailed them or not. If they mailed them, I still haven't gotten it. Also I think they would have been mailed to my old address, because my boss never updated my address with her accountant, however, I think her files showed the new address.
Whipped cream is nasty to me. Yuck.
oh thank you!!
FREAK!
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
I agree. If it's being used as "frosting" for a cake, then it's ok, but if it's a choice between adding it or not adding it, I refuse to have it. I don't think it adds to the dish at all, and find it pointless.
My thoughts exactly. I love whipped cream and always have some out of the can after I put it on whatever. Then I give my wiener dogs some because the sound makes them insane and they bug me until they get a lick. Off my finger of course not out of the can.
This made me lol. Good luck with B's appointment!!
Stop the press! Where does one find this glorious treat?
I love Prince...but only when he was Prince, not the artist formerly known as Prince.
I think Oprah and Gail are more than just friends.
my read shelf:
Walgreens! They're brand spanking new and I just had to have them.
Unable to even.
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You don't understand the appeal of Benedict Cumberbatch / think he's fug / don't know who he is? WATCH SHERLOCK. Until you do, your negative opinion of him will not be taken seriously.
LMAO!
my read shelf:
I'm a freak too.. I think it is yucki also.
My friend would sit there and eat a tub full. I dont know how or why.