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A-baybride

YodajoYodajo member
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You are my new favorite nestie.  I am on page 10 and am in tears!
DS1 10-06 and DS2 9-08 and baby #3 EDD 9-05-12
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  • A-baybrideA-baybride
    Hahaha!  Glad I could amuse you!  I need to step away.  I'm neglecting my children.  :)
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  • A-baybrideA-baybride
    Did you get to the one about being hungry enough to eat a bag of scrotums (Doritos)?  I'm still cracking up at that.  The chick flick one on the first page is one of faves too. I think DD is getting annoyed by my outbursts!
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  • YodajoYodajo member
    Yes, loved both those.  I also liked the one about driving off with his mom's corpse. And the one with the anal passes..or the suckling of nervous boobs..or the vans vs cans of corn..I could go on and on!
    DS1 10-06 and DS2 9-08 and baby #3 EDD 9-05-12
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  • femmegemfemmegem member
    Totally butting in, but I loved the lotion in your vag one.
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    Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
    "Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church
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  • A-baybrideA-baybride
    Yep, loved all those too!  Femme, feel free to butt in (hey, we can give you an anal pass LOL).  It's nice to have someone to giggle with - my kids just don't get it.  I sent the link to my sister.  She said her son (who is autistic and doesn't talk much) came over and told her to "shush." :)
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  • femmegemfemmegem member
    I literally almost just peed my pants when I read the barfbag of flowers one. OMG. I think I'd better take a bathroom break!
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    Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
    "Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church
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  • YodajoYodajo member
    Aaaaand I almost peed myself when I got to the "period red" one.  Page 30.
    DS1 10-06 and DS2 9-08 and baby #3 EDD 9-05-12
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  • A-baybrideA-baybride
    Oh yeah, that one made me cry.  Have you also seen the one about trying someone's manjuice and not liking it?  And loving the feel of flatulence in bed?  I love it when the recipient doesn't realize and gets offended.  OMG, I really have to stop!
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  • YodajoYodajo member
    Yes, I saw both of those!  I tried to remember the manjuice one when I posted above earlier this afternoon, but couldn't remember which one had me dying (that one).  How about leaving the glasses in the recipient's orifice?  I need to stop too!
    DS1 10-06 and DS2 9-08 and baby #3 EDD 9-05-12
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  • femmegemfemmegem member
    I was laughing so hard that no sound was coming out of my mouth earlier, and I'm pretty sure it was the manjuice post that triggered it.
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    Alex (11/14/06) and Nate (5/25/10)
    "Want what you have, do what you can, be who you are." - Rev. Forrest Church
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  • Hooray2005Hooray2005 member

    OK, I missed the OP - link, please :)

    Isn't A-Bay just fab?!!!  LOVE HER :)  

    (Miss ya - will try to send some warmer weather your way :)     )

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  • YodajoYodajo member
    imageHooray2005:

    OK, I missed the OP - link, please :)

    Isn't A-Bay just fab?!!!  LOVE HER :)  

    (Miss ya - will try to send some warmer weather your way :)     )

    Yes she is!

    www.damnyouautocorrect.com

     

    DS1 10-06 and DS2 9-08 and baby #3 EDD 9-05-12
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  • Hooray2005Hooray2005 member
    imageYodajo:
    imageHooray2005:

    OK, I missed the OP - link, please :)

    Isn't A-Bay just fab?!!!  LOVE HER :)  

    (Miss ya - will try to send some warmer weather your way :)     )

    Yes she is!

    www.damnyouautocorrect.com

     

    OMG!  I now have a new time sink... awesome!  Thanks  :) 

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  • Hooray2005Hooray2005 member
    imageYodajo:
    imageHooray2005:

    OK, I missed the OP - link, please :)

    Isn't A-Bay just fab?!!!  LOVE HER :)  

    (Miss ya - will try to send some warmer weather your way :)     )

    Yes she is!

    www.damnyouautocorrect.com

     

    OMG!  I now have a new time sink... awesome!  Thanks  :) 

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  • Hooray2005Hooray2005 member
    imageYodajo:
    imageHooray2005:

    OK, I missed the OP - link, please :)

    Isn't A-Bay just fab?!!!  LOVE HER :)  

    (Miss ya - will try to send some warmer weather your way :)     )

    Yes she is!

    www.damnyouautocorrect.com

     

    OMG!  I now have a new time sink... awesome!  Thanks  :) 

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  • A-baybrideA-baybride
    imageHooray2005:

    OK, I missed the OP - link, please :)

    Isn't A-Bay just fab?!!!  LOVE HER :)  

    (Miss ya - will try to send some warmer weather your way :)     )

    Bwahaha - I'm so cracking up at the thought of someone reading this post without seeing the blog first.  You must have thought we were nuts! (And thank you - you know I think you're fab too! :)  Seriously, I was just telling Minnas tonight how awesome you are. Miss you - hurry up on the warmer weather, please!) 

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