********* Facebook Status Tuesday *********

EclairAngst

Let's hear 'em girls...

If you could make your FB status what it really should say today, what would it be?

jen629

Jennifer would really appreciate it if you are not my friend stop pretending ..mkay thanks ...

PolyMama2Be

"Fvck you, fvck you, fvck you, I'm out!"

2 SO's sometimes equal quadruple frustration! 

CashewsMommy

Stephanie just wishes that her cousin would go into labor already! I'm sick on walking on eggshells waiting to hear everyone gush over the news.

mizdiz444

Dana doesn't care about how drunk you got last night.  On a Monday night.  You are stupid.  PS-Didn't we also have a talk about quoting songs and movies?!?!?

EclairAngst

Eclair has 3 used OPKs in her purse and almost left a full cup of pee on the bathroom sink at work.  It's FWP time baby!!

Gilgenbach2007

Rissa is really sick and tired of seing all the little fh's come in for their ob ultrasounds with 5 people or more.  It's not freaking show and tell people!!

Junebug060609

JB...is loving the gorgeous weather we're having. 

(All my family & friends are having Arctic cold this week over in New England, I feel bad posting about it being sunny & 70 here)

BabyTrippin

I'd either like to O or bleed.  This cycle needs to end.

myaddiwaddi06

Kerri just went to the dollar store and bought 15 OPK's.

"Kerri just checked in at dollar general"

jertie

Jeri wants to be able to relax while watching TV, listening to the radio or reading the gossip rags - not constantly be on edge because someone is KU.  Oh, and being able to sleep through the entire night would be nice too.

FmrAFBrat

Bethany doesn't care if your child's gifted or on the honor roll.  She also doesn't care if your husbands out of work or you hate your kids. 

nikki04vb

Nicole thinks it's super special that all of you just wake up pg one day... no husband or b/f required... oops!  haha!  Oh, and feel free to post about how horrible pregnancy is every hour on the hour, Nicole loves it- keep it coming!  Nicole feels sooooooooooooo bad for you!!

lotus88

Elisa would really appreciate it if her FH friends didn't act like she was a freak for taking her temperature and POAS everyday. Apparently the children they already have aren't worth doing either.

twistedmetal

elena would like to give her substitute physical therapist a swift kick in the mangina today because the b**** f*ck with her knee!

Tapatio

I'm gearing up for FWP week and my mission is to deplete my DH of all his bodily fluids.

jinx75

Julie doesn't want to go to her latest m/c follow up appointment on Monday.  If you're really my friend you will go in my stead?  Why do I hear crickets chirping?

Izabella22

Izabella is completely preoccupied with ttc so you might as well ask someone else, there is no one home here.

LaraGaudess

Lara's pockets hurt. That is all.

martinimomma

Sandyd is sick of sticking Prometrium in her vag every night and worrying its going to blurp out at an inappropriate moment...when there is almost no way that the Prometrium is needed for any actual reason.

Seriously - pills in the vag.  Who the hell thought this up?

millejj1

Jeannie hates everything today.

Fallon621

This actually is now my current FB status I put up last night!

and this one is from me: THIS IS MY !N PAGE IF YOU DONT LIKE WHAT I PUT ON ***MY*** WALL THEN DELETE YOUR SELF AND MIND YOUR OWN BUISNESS!!!
kay thanks that is all xoxo

NY-allie

Allie doesn't care if you are pg.  In fact if you are go away because she doesn't want to pretend that she's happy for you.

Eris-Alexis

If Nessa sees one more post about your baby and how perfect it is, you will be deleted.  There must be something else going on in your life.