I posted this on another site. If you have a chance, the article is on the bump.
Here's one that was pretty funny.
4. The Board-Nazi Mama
There are those who have been on a board for ages and establish themselves as an "unofficial authority." And then there are those who seem to live or die by the boards -- to the point where you may start to wonder where their baby is and whether or not it?s being tended to. If you?re a newbie to the boards, watch out -- she?ll be the first to tell you that your question?s been asked a thousand times before or that you should really take yourself to another board, where people have the time to answer all your annoying queries. Yeah, she can be a bit of a bully, but sadly, she?s been around these parts for so long it seems no one bothers to overthrow her.