I judge people who...

Chrissy1019

I judge people who say they love sushi, but only eat like a caifornia roll. Um, what abput the raw fish ones people? Ya know, like the real sushi??

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Oriana.Ocampo

I judge people who judge people, that judge people. Hehe. In all seriousness though, I judge people who have black eye boogers in public or crusty eye boogers in the morning in public. 1ht from phone

CinemaGoddess

SookieFrackhouse68:

cinema_goddess:

s/o Karaoke:

There may or may not be a youtube video floating around on the internets of me singing "Baby Got Back" drunkenly on my 32nd birthday.

YWIA. 

I highly doubt you had a look on your face that you were convinced everyone in the room either wanted to fark you sideways, be you, or both. This couple was ridic. The guy was wearing a cut-off shirt. In February.

I am all for drunken singing fun. These people took it seriously and it was really sad. They clearly needed to bang more. :P

I really need to find that vid now!

Oh hells no.  It was me and a good buddy since we were having a dual birthday celebration at a friend's house.  Good buddy's mom was our Stunt Butt for the show.  It was awesome, really. 

I'm trying to find it!  I can't remember which of my friends uploaded it to the YouTube. Gah!

Rach7170

flgirl79:

I judge women who wear bump-its.

Wait am I an idiot? What is this?

madgeypadgey

I judge people who have their kids out at 10pm somewhere....seriously go to bed.

KoalaBear103

wife1014:

I judge those who don't like tomatoes or hummus.

But the texture is DISGUSTING!! I do however eat hummus by the spoonful, if that can make up for my lack of tomato eating.

yeshuahamasshiah

I judge moms who get all done up to go out to the store/mall/playground or whatever and have their kids looking like slobs in a onesie and no pants, not to mention shoes/socks!

If you had time to put on mascara and lip liner, I am sure you could have spent 30 seconds in throwing some pants and socks on your kid.

VABride2008

cinema_goddess:

VABride2008:

scoutkate:

I judge guys who use Axe products.  Especially the body spray.

My H uses the body wash, I think it smells so good! 

OMG.  That ish is the Draakar Noir of the new century. 

Lol, I don't even know what that is. 

KoalaBear103

JBrianne:

I judge people who hate animals.

 

I also judge people by what they have in their shopping carts at the grocery store. Like when it's all frozen meals and bread and no fresh fruit / veg. How are you still alive!

100% this!!  If you don't like animals there's a good chance I don't like you. You don't have to love them like I do, but when people really hate animals I think there is something wrong with them.

CinemaGoddess

VABride2008:

cinema_goddess:

VABride2008:

scoutkate:

I judge guys who use Axe products.  Especially the body spray.

My H uses the body wash, I think it smells so good! 

OMG.  That ish is the Draakar Noir of the new century. 

Lol, I don't even know what that is. 

Draakar Noir = body products that high school/college age guys wore back in the 90s thinking they smelled good to the ladies and would thus get laid but all the ladies were like OMGYouSmellDisgustingGoTakeAShowerNOW. 

str8ota

Muffin tops + Belly shirts.

Rach7170

flgirl79:

Rach7170:

flgirl79:

I judge women who wear bump-its.

Wait am I an idiot? What is this?

 

Holy crap! That is ridiculous! Thank you for this hilariousness! 

monkiem

scoutkate:

I judge guys who use Axe products.  Especially the body spray.

But it's so klassy!

MSC03

Right now I'm judging myself because I can't think of one dang funny judgy thing. Mine are all too serious.

PS - cinema, I'll take you on in bad karaoke. Baby Got Back is my go-to song, but in this case I'll go with some Kris Kross.

J+MS

I judge people who don't tip their servers/bartenders.

ETA: Oh this was supposed to be a funny one..ummm I'll keep it bartender related:

I judge guys when they order a fuzzy navel. 

Mt2G1012

uluvfranke:

I judge people who judge people.really. haha.

I also judge people who shop for lingerie with their kids.

LOL this!  

I judge people who have to get dressed and do their makeup and hair every.single.day even if they aren't going anywhere.  I also judge people who think they need to dress up and do their makeup to go to target or the grocery store.

ETA:  Pajamas to me are VS sweatpants and a t shirt or sweatshirt.  Not actual pajama pants or flannel, etc. I go a lot of places like that.  I'm not out to impress anyone when shopping.

meggy1017

-people who dress appropriately for the weather and then leave their kids too cold, too hot, shoeless etc...

-women who wear pants so tight they have a camel toe/muffin top... just because your jeans close doesn't mean they fit!

MSC03

shannond354:

I judge people who wear white socks with black pants (especially if those pants are too short).

Why you gotta hate on Michael Jackson? He's dead you know... ;-)

CherryStarburst

ChrissieW3:

wife1014:

I judge those who don't like tomatoes or hummus.

I don't like tomatoes.

I learned to like grape tomatoes while pregnant. But I try to eat regular tomatoes and they taste all mealy. 

if you had fresh, homegrown tomatoes you would like them. I can't stand store bought tomatoes but the ones from my garden I will eat like apples!

nadinethequeen01

I judge people that don't change their toothbrush every so often and let their toothbrushes look disgusting with the bristles flared out. It kind of grosses me out honestly. It makes me wonder how clean they are! 

Mt2G1012

Chrissy1019:

I judge people who say they love sushi, but only eat like a caifornia roll. Um, what abput the raw fish ones people? Ya know, like the real sushi??

This too! California rolls do not equal liking sushi.

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CherryStarburst

I judge people who don't like coffee... that stuff is delicious, what's wrong with them?!

nadinethequeen01

Cam1027:

I judge ladies who wear high heels and then struggle to walk in them. It's not a sexy look if you are walking like a snail or flailing all over the place because your feet are killing you!

 

HAHA love this. I saw some girls like that this weekend and it just makes me laugh. They try so hard to look so cute and I just wore my flat boots, jeans and a regular shirt. 

SuperThat1006

VABride2008:

scoutkate:

I judge guys who use Axe products.  Especially the body spray.

My H uses the body wash, I think it smells so good! 

DH uses the body spray ... I like it ... 

discobush

I judge guys who pee sitting down.

nadinethequeen01

heatherm818:

Chrissy1019:

I judge people who say they love sushi, but only eat like a caifornia roll. Um, what abput the raw fish ones people? Ya know, like the real sushi??

This too! California rolls do not equal liking sushi.

Not all sushi has to have raw rish. Sashimi is the stuff with nothing but raw fish but some sushi rolls have cooked crab, lobster and even chicken. Either way it's all delicious though! 

UGAmom35

cinema_goddess:

VABride2008:

scoutkate:

I judge guys who use Axe products.  Especially the body spray.

My H uses the body wash, I think it smells so good! 

OMG.  That ish is the Draakar Noir of the new century. 

What?  You don't miss that "wonderful masculine smell" that permeated your high school hallways and college class rooms? Breathing was highly overrated on dates.  Who needed to wear perfume....one hug from your beau and you were set.  

 

wearenutts

I judge people who wear flip flops in the rain then complain about how cold they are.

Ninjamom730

I judge women who buy jeans that are obviously too small for them. Just buy the size 9's that fit instead of stuffing yourself into the 5's just so you can claim to be a size 5. Aren't they scared of the seams busting when then sit?

VABride2008

rochella:

I judge men who are addicted to WoW and the women who marry these men and complain about it 24/7.  You didn't really think things once change once you got the ring, did you?

Guilty!  I didn't think he would change by getting married (I actually went through a phase where I played obsessively with him, I'm not a gamer AT ALL but it was addicting), but I absolutely expected him to change once LO arrived.  He has since quit as guild officer and only gets on occasionally.  He is still a gamer at heart though and now plays games with a PAUSE button.  Hallelujah!

VABride2008

lissasue3:

cinema_goddess:

VABride2008:

cinema_goddess:

VABride2008:

scoutkate:

I judge guys who use Axe products.  Especially the body spray.

My H uses the body wash, I think it smells so good! 

OMG.  That ish is the Draakar Noir of the new century. 

Lol, I don't even know what that is. 

Draakar Noir = body products that high school/college age guys wore back in the 90s thinking they smelled good to the ladies and would thus get laid but all the ladies were like OMGYouSmellDisgustingGoTakeAShowerNOW. 

At one point Drakkar Noir actually contained pheramones to attract the ladies.

YWIA.

Interesting.  I'm pretty sensitive to perfumes and cologne but his body wash doesn't bother me.  It's not like I can smell him all day long, just after he showers.

I have bubble bath with pheramones in it.  I got suckered in at one of those "Slumber Parties"

rachelc12

I judge people who wear socks with sandals...and shorts.  Three strikes, you're out.

PeonyParty

rochella:

I judge men who are addicted to WoW and the women who marry these men and complain about it 24/7.  You didn't really think things once change once you got the ring, did you?

THIS. Totally.

My brothers girlfriend is like that. He's lazy, doesn't cook, clean or do laundry and doesn't have a full time job. HE HAS ALWAYS BEEN THIS WAY. She has been dating him for over 4 years and is just now starting to complain. Seriously? He ain't gonna change so shiit or get off the pot honey.

monimonimoni

Paisley4140:

I judge guys who pee sitting down.

Bwahahaha!

Also, I totally read "bump-its" as "bum-tits"

 

I judge people who look like they smell.

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