Things That Will Not Make You Pregnant

HydeBride

Milliways:

jefa621:

 

 

These will not make you pregnant.  But I know what you're thinking!! 

It won't make me pregnant, but it could make dinner!

 I laughed myself to tears on this!  Then had to show it to confused DH.  He said, "That's a potato!"  Bwahahaha

cantalopes24

loveypants:

Butt sex.  Milli lied to me about that one. 

Neither will oral or using an OPK as HPT, or pulling the HPT out of the trashcan after the time limit and seeing a grey line.

bandwife928

Being a PW and whining about how you have BFNs at 8DPO, 9DPO, 10DPO and so forth will not cause subsequent tests to become magically positive.

UnicornKisses

Believing your husband when he says he has a "sure shot," will not get you pregnant!

LAM2010

Too funny!!! :O) and Whiskey *** is def. a real problem sometimes!

Baristagirl

meganruns:

3) Being extremely Type A.  I plan everything.  I thought I could plan a pregnancy and that all would go according to plan.  So far, plan has not gone as planned.

 

eta: #3 

No kidding! It's so good to know others feel the same. This thread is amazing

Baristagirl

Having a very fertile mother ("you will probably be like your mother") will not make you pregnant.

 

loveypants

cantalopes24:

loveypants:

Butt sex.  Milli lied to me about that one. 

Neither will oral .

That doesn't stop DH from asking for it all the time.  Ugh.  I wish I had pretended to be bad at it....;)

cheekymaree

I get a high score almost every single cycle!! And i ain't KU yet! No fair!! i feel like i'm doing really well on a test, then when AF comes it changes to a big capital F circled in RED PEN!! LOL

Also... fengshui'ing your bedroom won't make you pregnant... that is the latest thing I've been told... to fengshui my bedroom... are you effing kidding me?? 

wannabemommy30

Standing next to a pregnant woman, drinking after her, or rubbing her belly will not get you pregnant. 

cheekymaree

Baristagirl:

Having a very fertile mother ("you will probably be like your mother") will not make you pregnant.

 

 

I get this one too!! My Nan was very fertile!! My mum is one of 6 (5 girls in that family), out of those 5 girls, 2 had massive issues getting and staying pregnant, the rest were fine. 

My mum had 3 normal easy pregnancies and got pregnant within 3 months every time.

I'm nearly up to a year.  Not the same... not the same at all.

 

branmuffin2112

I'm late to the party but I had to share that the other night I had a dream that I drank after my friend who is pregnant and I got pregnant lol...if only it were that easy!!!

BarooGirl

LetsBake:

hahaha! or staring so intently at the single line on your pregnancy test that you go cross eyed and inevitably see two blurry lines. and neither does chucking your stick into the trash can and then kicking it after.

I am adding on to yours

...or squinting, going to different rooms for better or different lighting, holding it at different angles or digging it out of the trash 10min later "just in case".

BarooGirl

branmuffin2112:

I'm late to the party but I had to share that the other night I had a dream that I drank after my friend who is pregnant and I got pregnant lol...if only it were that easy!!!

It would be nice if it were that easy. I have had 2 pregnancy dreams in the last week.

1. I had twins and my DH wouldnt help me name them and I didnt even know I was going to have them. I wanted to go to the gym and didnt know what to do with them.

2. (So glad these dont come true)- I had a dream I layed/gave birth to a bunch of aligator eggs and they started hatching and all I could think of was "how the fvck am I going to nurse them...!)

Baristagirl

wannabemommy30:

Standing next to a pregnant woman, drinking after her, or rubbing her belly will not get you pregnant. 

dang it! I so have been rubbing my friend's bellies lol ...but just out of impulsion to do so

Baristagirl

cheekymaree:

Baristagirl:

Having a very fertile mother ("you will probably be like your mother") will not make you pregnant.

 

 

I get this one too!! My Nan was very fertile!! My mum is one of 6 (5 girls in that family), out of those 5 girls, 2 had massive issues getting and staying pregnant, the rest were fine. 

My mum had 3 normal easy pregnancies and got pregnant within 3 months every time.

I'm nearly up to a year.  Not the same... not the same at all.

 

I'm the oldest of 8.

When my parents were trying it was like as soon as my mom stopped BFing and bingo! I was so hoping that was passed on to me. Of course, we have not been seriously trying for that long. It feels longer, esp since I was really sick for a huge part of the fall...that makes it seem a lot longer (that was a break). It does not help that I'm nearing my 30th bday, and just want to be expecting before then. But, it will happen when it's supposed to *sigh*

BlueEyeZ1981

repen:

Reaching to find your inner acrobat and standing on your head after sex.  You will fail and will have to scramble to find an excuse for your bruises that follow.

I keep trying to explain this to DH but he seems to think it will help.  Since next cycle will be number 5 I may have to give in and let him stand me on my head just once. He says he will at least let me use a pillow for my head and he'll hang onto my feet so I don't fall over. I sure hope that this cycle works I don't want to be stood on my head.  Though JennyRenny said March was my BFP.

cheekymaree

Baristagirl:

cheekymaree:

Baristagirl:

Having a very fertile mother ("you will probably be like your mother") will not make you pregnant.

 

 

I get this one too!! My Nan was very fertile!! My mum is one of 6 (5 girls in that family), out of those 5 girls, 2 had massive issues getting and staying pregnant, the rest were fine. 

My mum had 3 normal easy pregnancies and got pregnant within 3 months every time.

I'm nearly up to a year.  Not the same... not the same at all.

 

I'm the oldest of 8.

When my parents were trying it was like as soon as my mom stopped BFing and bingo! I was so hoping that was passed on to me. Of course, we have not been seriously trying for that long. It feels longer, esp since I was really sick for a huge part of the fall...that makes it seem a lot longer (that was a break). It does not help that I'm nearing my 30th bday, and just want to be expecting before then. But, it will happen when it's supposed to *sigh*

Ahhh.. yes.. *sigh*.  

 

cheekymaree

BlueEyeZ1981:

repen:

Reaching to find your inner acrobat and standing on your head after sex.  You will fail and will have to scramble to find an excuse for your bruises that follow.

I keep trying to explain this to DH but he seems to think it will help.  Since next cycle will be number 5 I may have to give in and let him stand me on my head just once. He says he will at least let me use a pillow for my head and he'll hang onto my feet so I don't fall over. I sure hope that this cycle works I don't want to be stood on my head.  Though JennyRenny said March was my BFP.

 

If DH and i aren't pregnant this cycle i'm gonna let him try (almost) any position he wants for attempting a BFP in cycle 9.  And i mean it.

And... i'm also gonna stand on my head at least once... can't hurt right? not doing it hasn't got me PG yet!! ha ha ha