So, for the past couple weeks, DD has been in "exploration" mode. Everytime we take her diaper off, her hand darts straight down to her privates and she grabs a big handful.
Well today, she had a pretty decent sized poop, the kind that goes all up her front as well. As I was maneuvering her diaper off in the least messy way possible, there here hand goes, straight into the mess and she now has poo all over her hand. I grabbed her hand, because usually the next step is to put her hand in her mouth, and while I was on damage control, I let go of the diaper, and she kicked her foot down, right into the middle of the diaper. So now her hand and foot are covered.
I had a limb in each hand. If I let go of the hand, it goes in her mouth. If I let go of the foot, she smears poop everywhere. (Obviously the hand was more important), but I managed to squeeze both limbs into one hand long enough to grab a wipe. After she was clean, I was attempting to remove the diaper from the premises and she kicked again, and this time it got all over my hand.
We had a pretty good washing after that.
Re: Exploration disaster
OMG LMAO!!!
This is hilarious! Oh wow!