Funny sex story! lmao

*BlackSheep*

Please share any of your funny sex stories.   

So we were getting it on last night. & I decided to be on top and I was kinda laying on dh my belly was on dh's nice flat belly (supporting myself with my knees & hands).  Then dh says to me do you think you should be laying on your belly like that!  I almost LMAO. So I repositioned myself, trying not to let dh see me silently laughing to myself. BTW the mood was so ruined (atleast for me) after that.

I just though some of you girls would get a good laugh out of that as I did.

BeetleLinz1125

LOL Oh no!  That's funny.

It's not a "sex" story I have, but yesterday he was giving me a big hug but both of our bellies were in the way...and he was like "ummm I doubt we can have sex now, our bellies are too much in the way" :-( hopefully we can find some way to have some fun, it's been way too long!

LuvBeingMama

All i can think about now that I was 2cm and had my membranes striped last Thur and have lost my plug is that my water is going to break while we are doing it and then he'll never want to ever!

GreenBride624

*BlackSheep*:

Please share any of your funny sex stories.   

So we were getting it on last night. & I decided to be on top and I was kinda laying on dh my belly was on dh's nice flat belly (supporting myself with my knees & hands).  Then dh says to me do you think you should be laying on your belly like that!  I almost LMAO. So I repositioned myself, trying not to let dh see me silently laughing to myself. BTW the mood was so ruined (atleast for me) after that.

I just though some of you girls would get a good laugh out of that as I did.

MH is the same way!  Drives me crazy!  I know what I can handle! 

green bean

I don't have a sex story since my dh is holding out on me:( he says its to weird and he's going to smush the baby. If I suggest other positions he uses the its weird now the lo is constintly moving.biam thinking iam going to have to sneak attack him one day soon.

wesleysgirl1106

green bean:

I don't have a sex story since my dh is holding out on me:( he says its to weird and he's going to smush the baby. If I suggest other positions he uses the its weird now the lo is constintly moving.biam thinking iam going to have to sneak attack him one day soon.

Hahaha!! DH had a hard time getting used to it, but after the first time while PG with DS, he wanted it all the time. Then, he couldn't wait but 4 weeks after my c/s... Seems to be going the same way this time.

JCragg

Last week I fit myself into something pretty and he got up to reposition and I may have forgotten the vacuum out and he stepped on it and then fell over. He has a massive bruise and skinned himself on the vacuum. It was hard trying not to laugh it was hilarious.

Quiroloslove

Last night we tried to get our groove on and OMG.....between the not being able to breath because the baby was up in my lungs, then being on my hands and knees which lead to loosing balance and falling on top of my belly....I have to give it to DH...he was so patient and still managed to get me to the right place! He gets kiddos today!

lyzp07

I just get a constant "are you ok?!" "did I hurt you?" "are you uncomfortable?" and i'm like ok we seriously need to learn the difference between good and bad moans lol

lhicks13

Mine is the most embarassing story EVER.

Hubby and I were gettin it on and I got on top.  It was soo good, for once i wasn't uncomfortable.  Justttt as we are both getting there, you know how your body completely relaxes for those O moments.  Yeah, so I get to my O andddddd out it comes, the biggest FART ever. Yes with me on top. I dont think I've EVER heard my husband laugh so hard for so long.  Luckly he has had sex with me since, and even had me on top without questioning my...state of gassiness.lol.

 

Quiroloslove

lhicks13:

Mine is the most embarassing story EVER.

Hubby and I were gettin it on and I got on top.  It was soo good, for once i wasn't uncomfortable.  Justttt as we are both getting there, you know how your body completely relaxes for those O moments.  Yeah, so I get to my O andddddd out it comes, the biggest FART ever. Yes with me on top. I dont think I've EVER heard my husband laugh so hard for so long.  Luckly he has had sex with me since, and even had me on top without questioning my...state of gassiness.lol.

 

 

Seriously you almost sent me to labor & delivery! Hilarious!!!