Thank you for making my ride in today completely unpleasant and adding even more to my apprehension about bringing DD on the subway to go to daycare. Proper subway etiquette dictates that when you are seated and holding reading materials to pull your arms IN so that those sitting beside you are not fighting with your arm and shoulder for room in their own seat.
Thanks to you, I had to sit in my seat--which my newly big behind fits in just fine, but lean over into the seat of the woman next to you because you wanted to be an a$$. You were being an a$$, and it was very clear you were being an a$$ due to the fact that there is no way our little "arrangement" was comfortable for you either.
Luckily for you, I heard a sermon about maintaining perfect mental peace by focusing on God and thinking What Would Jesus Do?....Jesus would have moved his arm you freakin' jerk!