Oh good gravy! The IL's called to say they were coming for a couple of days and asked to watch the boys while we were at work. I called my very wise mom and told her I didn't want MIL watching them. She explained that I was being a jerk and that although it's not ideal they would be safe and I could get them back on schedule within a couple of days...
WELL... I got home from work and there was Oliver chewing on a plastic bag! A PLASTIC BAG?!?!? I freaked and grabbed it from him, and they said "Oh, he loves it, he's been playing with it for an hour."So much for them keeping him safe!
I went ballistic and said I was glad he didn't die!!!! They went on to make jokes about it the entire night- then DH got home and let them have it. I have never been so pissed in my life- they will never be alone with my babies again!
ARGH!
Re: I survived the IL's
Wait, plastic bags aren't toys? But the boys love them!
Seriously, how dumb do you have to be to let a child play with a plastic bag? Another vote here for never letting your ILs watch them ever again.
4 Fresh IVF cycles + 1 FET where embies didn't survive the thaw = 2 perfect little men!
sFET 11/9/11 - Beta 11/18 BFP!
How did your husband make it out alive?
While I was changing DS2 this morning, he decided to grab the almost empty bag of diapers and start to eat it. I was all, "oh, excellent grabbing skills, hon! Is that yummy? Oh wait... you probably shouldn't be eating a plastic bag. Give that to mommy."
In my defense, I'm still new at this.
They have FOUR kids! All of which survived! It's insane- I have no idea how they made it!