Nicknames Poll

sapphire1983

The other day I realized DH and I have super weird pet names for each other.  Hookie Poo. Pooker Pie. Butthead. Booger Bug. Cuddle Bug. Goobie Bean. 

What do you and DH call each other when no one else is around?

tlynnus

We both use the same two names for each other.

Muffin and MoFo. I can't even remember how MoFo became a term of endearment.

natkay02

Hahah... wow, this one's embarrassing. We aren't ushy-gushy types at all, so our nicknames are kind of stupid. My uncle and grandpa started calling me Kaybird when I was little, and now DH does. So I tried to follow the same formula for him: Middle Name + Random Animal and came up with Carlfish. Usually he's just Nick and I'm Kaybird, no matter what.

This should be interesting...

Ladybug720

DH is my Lover Boy. When I am in a good mood I am Lover Girl. When I am in a bad mood I am "P!ssy Chrissy!"

amandaloren

I call him "baby" and he calls me Amanda lol

lilmrsT86

DH calls me Tits

I call him a$$ hole

JSRICH

I always call DH "Booger" because he constantly picks his nose. and I mean constantly.

He calls me "Bubba". I have NO idea why and its so unsexy. all I can picture is a big fat sweaty hairy guy drinking warm beer and eating BBQ Wings with a cutoff grey t-shirt and denim short shorts.

and socks with sandles. ugh.

busybeegirl1976

Poop head, but sometimes it morphs into Poodle, which I always find funny.

doozer1345

Unfortunately, DH calls me his nickname for me in public: Pooter. No, I'm not gassy usually. He picked it up from The House Bunny movie.

I call DH generic names like babe, honey, sh*thead, etc

Country Girl in the City

DH finds it hilarious when I call him jacka**.  It is from a Canadian TV show that we like.  I also call him chicken butt but I don't know where that came from.  I once sent an email from work to him with the subject "what's up chicken butt."  Apparently one of us caught a computer virus at the same time.  The message what's up chicken butt repeatedly was sent back and forth from our computers and would not stop.  I had to call tech support and they read the email.  They had a good old laugh in tech support over that one and I was really embarrassed.

DH calls me something in Italian but I don't really know what word he is using or what it means.  I think that it is a term of endearment but it really could be anything. 

pinkmickey24

DH calls me babycakes and I call him handsome. Although, he says when he calls me babycakes I am supposed to call him handsome-cakes, but I don't like the way it sounds so it is just handsome.

KMorin101010

we don't have nick names for each other we both call each other baby or hunny and i guess there are times i call him fat a$$ (said with love of course)

jdmom03

we use hunnie, babe, mommy and daddy lol

watkinae

This one should be funny....

I call him Luvbug, Bug Juice, Babe.

He calls me Babygirl, Baby Q, Sweetie.

onesandtwos

These are so funny! My husband calls me Moses, Mosie, Little, and (my least favorite) Tits-A-Blaze.

I call him Seashell, Puca Shell, Shell-Baby, Cuddle-Pants,  Kika, Kiki P, Peazy, Best Friend, Fuzziwig, Pookie Pants, and Farty Markie (which is mean because he doesn't even have gas usually).

Wow... this is slightly embarrassing. It's made me realize that I don't think I've ever called him Mark. Which, by the way, is his name.

doozer1345

lilmrsT86:

DH calls me Tits

I call him a$$ hole

DH also calls me Tits McGee

lilmrsT86

onesandtwos:

These are so funny! My husband calls me Moses, Mosie, Little, and (my least favorite) Tits-A-Blaze.

I call him Seashell, Puca Shell, Shell-Baby, Cuddle-Pants,  Kika, Kiki P, Peazy, Best Friend, Fuzziwig, Pookie Pants, and Farty Markie (which is mean because he doesn't even have gas usually).

Wow... this is slightly embarrassing. It's made me realize that I don't think I've ever called him Mark. Which, by the way, is his name.

I feel your pain! Hahaha! DH sometime throws in a Tits-Magee on me. There is no Magee in my name. Anywhere! lol

MrsT0522

We call each other Sugar Tits as an inside joke, I call him Boogies, and he calls me Hooney (like hoo-knee) I don't know why.

jdmom03

but MH does call DD monkey butt lol

MillerTime13

busybeegirl1976:

Poop head, but sometimes it morphs into Poodle, which I always find funny.

*ducks in because I'm a dirty lurker*

This reminded me of us - DH and I regularly call each other "crap face."

*retreats to the shadows*

btaylor19

My husband has picked up on calling me "Monkey" after watching repeats of the Office.  I don't really call him anything except his name cause I'm not very creative

Bubs101

haha, great poll. I'm bubs, and he is babe.

Although, he also tends to call me whatever stands out about my appearance or state of being at that particular moment, as if it's a name - "Hey hair dye", "Hey pink shirt", "Hey ovulator", etc. lol.

lilmrsT86

doozer1345:

lilmrsT86:

DH calls me Tits

I call him a$$ hole

DH also calls me Tits McGee

Omg! Are our DH's related? I just told onesandtwos that lol. Strange! Bahaha

ETA for name

MrsTran021310

We call each other baby.  And he calls me babycakes.  And I call him daddy or big daddy. 

Bubs101

JSRICH:

I always call DH "Booger" because he constantly picks his nose. and I mean constantly.

He calls me "Bubba". I have NO idea why and its so unsexy. all I can picture is a big fat sweaty hairy guy drinking warm beer and eating BBQ Wings with a cutoff grey t-shirt and denim short shorts.

and socks with sandles. ugh.

Sounds like my husband! haha

brookelynpaisley

90% of the time, we call each other Buddy. The other 10% is made up of Bubby and Baby

cantalopes24

MH and I don't have nicknames for each other, its not really his style. My HS sweetheart and I called each other "sweet tits" and "sugar ***"

Country Girl in the City

doozer1345:

lilmrsT86:

DH calls me Tits

I call him a$$ hole

DH also calls me Tits McGee

ermaderma

We call each other idiot or, my fave, dumb dildo.

We are weird, I know!

 

 

kjaada

JSRICH:

I always call DH "Booger" because he constantly picks his nose. and I mean constantly.

He calls me "Bubba". I have NO idea why and its so unsexy. all I can picture is a big fat sweaty hairy guy drinking warm beer and eating BBQ Wings with a cutoff grey t-shirt and denim short shorts.

and socks with sandles. ugh.

We call eachother bubba too

Country Girl in the City

Country Girl in the City:

doozer1345:

lilmrsT86:

DH calls me Tits

I call him a$$ hole

DH also calls me Tits McGee

DH doesn't call me Tits McGee but our friends do.  I am not even 5 feet tall and I wear a 32 DD so I guess I earned it.

mdiblasi10

We call each other "B" most of the time. You can usually hear one of us yelling in the house "BEEEEEE." He used to call me Pumpkin, then switched to B Loves which then shortened to just B. We got lots of stuff at our wedding with bees on it

psychgirl33

doozer1345:

lilmrsT86:

DH calls me Tits

I call him a$$ hole

DH also calls me Tits McGee

Yep, I get called Tits McGee, too!

 The dogs and I get a lot of fun names.  Here are a few that I get called: Boobers, Tits McGee, Vagina, Fudge-ana, and Little Bottom.  Usually he just calls me "Bottom", though because I have a big butt!

I call him generic stuff like baby, honey, and handsome.  Usually I call him Punkin.

lacey0482

We call each other the same made up word - Tuppy. Don't know where it came from, but we are both Tuppy to each other.

KSquish9199

Love it! lol

 I call DH "Bubba" so nothing original there. He calls me "Squishy Pants" but by request (from me!) he's shortened it to "Squish" or "Squishy". I have NO idea where it came from, he just walked in the door one day and said "Heeeeeeeyyyy Squishy Pants" and I laughed so hard I cried and it stuck. He calls the Dog "Fluffer" lol

jdsprincess116

DH is Babe or Sweetheart. Always. I am Babe, Sweetheart, or Princess. Princess is saved for when we're alone, but Babe and Sweetheart are always. Always, like, we never call e/o by our names. It's just a thing we have- wierd, I know

psychgirl33

jdsprincess116:

DH is Babe or Sweetheart. Always. I am Babe, Sweetheart, or Princess. Princess is saved for when we're alone, but Babe and Sweetheart are always. Always, like, we never call e/o by our names. It's just a thing we have- wierd, I know

We never call each other our real names, either.

dana1318a

Haha cute!!  DH is BuhBay, Booger, Boog, and Grump.  He calls me Babe or Brat usually,

Those are the ones in regular circulation at least.  We throw random nicknames at eachother all the time that don't stick for very long.

Country Girl in the City

psychgirl33:

jdsprincess116:

DH is Babe or Sweetheart. Always. I am Babe, Sweetheart, or Princess. Princess is saved for when we're alone, but Babe and Sweetheart are always. Always, like, we never call e/o by our names. It's just a thing we have- wierd, I know

We never call each other our real names, either.

I called him by his full name one night and his friends all thought that I was angry with him.

abozz

haha, this is so funny to read!  

 

We always call each other Bozo, and Boze for short. No idea where it came from, but we've said it since we met in college. Also we have Mr or Mrs. Ho-nays (like I think Jones would be said in Spanish), Jones Jr, and Jones Sr.

Lambie.

We call each other Squishy, or just Squish, which started as a joke many years ago while watching Finding Nemo. "I shall call you Squishy..."