What a snotty little betch!

mamarazzi · December 2010

My H and I took the kids to Panera for dinner tonight. There was a young girl sitting at a table immediately inside the door with a laptop. Propped up against it was a handwritten sign that read:

"Moms - I'm studying. Do not sit near me or allow your unruly offspring to come close or talk to me or I will tell them that Santa is FAKE."

I so wanted to send my kids over to mess with her...that, or knock the ridiculous Hello Kitty earmuffs right off her head and tell her what a tool she was. If studying without interruption was so important, perhaps she should have done so at home. Or at the college library. At the very least, she could have sat her snooty little arse in the back of the restaurant.

monchichi · December 2010

What!?!? There are libraries if people want quiet. I'm in complete agreement with you. And--what about the kids who *can* read but still believe in Santa? What a snot!

AggieCouple · December 2010

Wow. If you need to study that badly, why would you be doing it at a noisy restaurant? We used to go the Kettle late at night to study, but only when we weren't really trying that hard.

Betch, indeed.

CTFandme · December 2010

I'd have picked the table right next to her.

goodheartedmommy · December 2010

WTF? I've had people shoot us dirty looks from their "desk" is Starbucks before. Seriously, it's a public place, and my children are welcome here.

mamarazzi · December 2010

monchichi:
What!?!? There are libraries if people want quiet. I'm in complete agreement with you. And--what about the kids who *can* read but still believe in Santa? What a snot!

Exactly. I was so glad to see through the window as we drove away that a group of Panera employees had approached her.

r9stedt · December 2010

mamarazzi:
monchichi:
What!?!? There are libraries if people want quiet. I'm in complete agreement with you. And--what about the kids who *can* read but still believe in Santa? What a snot!
Exactly. I was so glad to see through the window as we drove away that a group of Panera employees had approached her.

This makes me giggle. LIke an intervention! What a snatch.

Emiliana7 · December 2010

We don't do Santa so I would so let my kids run amok and mess with her all they could!

katie.i.do · December 2010

ha! talk about asking for trouble!

JOEBunny · December 2010

I don't think studying is going to help her. She is destined to be laid off from every job she ever gets.

kada626 · December 2010

katie.i.do:
ha! talk about asking for trouble!

omg, no kidding. It would be really hard for me not to take her note & toss it in the garbage.

emiliemadison · December 2010

I would have totally spilled soup all over her laptop.

emiliemadison · December 2010

JOEBunny:
I don't think studying is going to help her. She is destined to be laid off from every job she ever gets.

Note on her cubicle:

"Dear CoIrkers- I'm busy trying to look busy while I play Farmville on FB, so if you could just not talk to me, that would be stellar. Also, do not use the microwave in the break room next to me for anything other than warming your coffee because any other smell would seriously bother me. Thx"