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I'm a three beer ***.

Just got home from a neighborhood cook-out.  Yeah.  I'm finishing my third Newcastle.  I'm buzzed.  NO tolerance.

What's up ladies?

Kill all my demons and my angels might die too. -Tennessee Williams

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You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.

Re: I'm a three beer ***.

  • Seriously?

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    Kill all my demons and my angels might die too. -Tennessee Williams

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    You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
  • Right now 2 beers makes me VERY happy.  I'm a lightweight since I just had G.  I'm going out tomorrow for girls night and I'm afraid I'll be gone after one margarita.
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  • Woot!  Drunk Mantha! 

    LOVE the siggie. 

    Kill all my demons and my angels might die too. -Tennessee Williams

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    You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
  • I'm a one-beer shitfaced drunk.  No joke.  Have you ever seen me post my story of how we went to a wedding and I drank 1/2 glass of chardonnay and 1/4 of a margarita and was so drunk that I was begging the people at my table to steal me food from the buffet (it wasn't our turn to go up yet and I was really hungry) and then we ended up leaving to come home before 9?  Hmm, well you have now! haha
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  • I'm a supa fun drunk!  Seriously ;)  LOL
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