Right now 2 beers makes me VERY happy. I'm a lightweight since I just had G. I'm going out tomorrow for girls night and I'm afraid I'll be gone after one margarita.
I'm a one-beer shitfaced drunk. No joke. Have you ever seen me post my story of how we went to a wedding and I drank 1/2 glass of chardonnay and 1/4 of a margarita and was so drunk that I was begging the people at my table to steal me food from the buffet (it wasn't our turn to go up yet and I was really hungry) and then we ended up leaving to come home before 9? Hmm, well you have now! haha
Re: I'm a three beer ***.
Seriously?
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You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.
Woot! Drunk Mantha!
LOVE the siggie.
You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.