It appears my dad was having trouble sleeping last night and was flipping through the channels. He apparently landed on something called the Lingerie Bowl on one of the MTV stations. He felt compelled to post about it on FB.
Oh. Em. Gee.
Who's got the brain bleach? Because I needs it.

Re: Thing #876 that I never needed to know:
better than if he had posted about his favorite gay porn site or movie! be thankful!? ;-)
and for all you flamers, this is not an anti-gay-porn post, just that bubbly wouldn't want her daddy to be posting about gay porn
LOL!! Reading posts like this makes me happy I don't have FB.
You totally win. LOL
You take my ovaries, I take your yarns.