Dear neighbors,
Please don't look up at my son's bedroom window after 7pm each night. His new favorite game after his bath is to streak to his room, fling open the curtains, and yell, "Hi Everyone!". He's only 2.5, so he doesn't know anything about flashing. If you could keep his privacy for him, I'd appreciate it.
Sincerely,
Agrippa
Re: Letter to my poor neighbors
Better yet: video!