DH keeps antagonizing DS

Sage Mommy

I'm hiding. They are playfully bickering, but I'm so ready for bedtime tonight.

DH: You're 5 years old.

DS: NO, I'm 2!

DH: You're a football.

DS: I'm NOT a football. Footballs are plastic.

Commence crying and running to me.

DS: Momma, I'm NOT plastic.

Then DH "steals" DS's nose. DS starts crying, running after DH and yelling to gives his nose back.

And DH just keeps on going...

Seriously, I know it's in fun, but I am not in the mood for this.

operaapril

Hahaha! That is kinda funny!