I'm in a bad mood. I'm gonna biitch about it.

GavsMomAlready+Newbie

1. I didn't sleep at all last night because my manly man was gone at the ambulance station and my dog was acting freaked out. This caused me to be sure that a boogey man was breaking into the house and have anxiety all night. 

2-3. I feel so swollen that I think I have pitting edema on my eyelids. I'm sure busting out of bedrest to go to church really helped a lot... Then I see my pastor, and all his hair has fallen out from chemo, made me want to cry. 

4. All I ask T to do to help get ready for his kid to be born is give the dog a bath... It's not like I nag him for a billion different things, and so what if I did? He threw a fit! "It's your dog" Uhhhh, this is your baby, I'm on bedrest to keep her healthy, and right now you're going to do me and her a solid and wash my fricking dog! 

So, he pouts, grabs the shampoo and starts heading outside with it... He was going to use the HOSE! It's freezing, not joking, we have a foot of snow. Did I ask him to kill my dog? No, do it in the tub. After he is done washing, I decided to check Butters for matting. I then see that the dog had (WARNING NASTY DOG BUTT AHEAD!) dingleberry's hanging off his butt. I tell T he has to cut them off and he goes and gets EMT gloves and pouts more. When I say wash the dog, it can be implied that the job isn't done if he has shiit hanging off his fur. I want to punch him in the mangina.

 

I'm done!  

OhSewCrafty

GavsMomAlready+Newbie:

1. I didn't sleep at all last night because my manly man was gone at the ambulance station and my dog was acting freaked out. This caused me to be sure that a boogey man was breaking into the house and have anxiety all night. 

2-3. I feel so swollen that I think I have pitting edema on my eyelids. I'm sure busting out of bedrest to go to church really helped a lot... Then I see my pastor, and all his hair has fallen out from chemo, made me want to cry. 

4. All I ask T to do to help get ready for his kid to be born is give the dog a bath... It's not like I nag him for a billion different things, and so what if I did? He threw a fit! "It's your dog" Uhhhh, this is your baby, I'm on bedrest to keep her healthy, and right now you're going to do me and her a solid and wash my fricking dog! 

So, he pouts, grabs the shampoo and starts heading outside with it... He was going to use the HOSE! It's freezing, not joking, we have a foot of snow. Did I ask him to kill my dog? No, do it in the tub. After he is done washing, I decided to check Butters for matting. I then see that the dog had (WARNING NASTY DOG BUTT AHEAD!) dingleberry's hanging off his butt. I tell T he has to cut them off and he goes and gets EMT gloves and pouts more. When I say wash the dog, it can be implied that the job isn't done if he has shiit hanging off his fur. I want to punch him in the mangina.

 

I'm done!  

The perfect end to a rant!! Hope you get some good sleep tonight!

GavsMomAlready+Newbie

OhSewCrafty:

GavsMomAlready+Newbie:

1. I didn't sleep at all last night because my manly man was gone at the ambulance station and my dog was acting freaked out. This caused me to be sure that a boogey man was breaking into the house and have anxiety all night. 

2-3. I feel so swollen that I think I have pitting edema on my eyelids. I'm sure busting out of bedrest to go to church really helped a lot... Then I see my pastor, and all his hair has fallen out from chemo, made me want to cry. 

4. All I ask T to do to help get ready for his kid to be born is give the dog a bath... It's not like I nag him for a billion different things, and so what if I did? He threw a fit! "It's your dog" Uhhhh, this is your baby, I'm on bedrest to keep her healthy, and right now you're going to do me and her a solid and wash my fricking dog! 

So, he pouts, grabs the shampoo and starts heading outside with it... He was going to use the HOSE! It's freezing, not joking, we have a foot of snow. Did I ask him to kill my dog? No, do it in the tub. After he is done washing, I decided to check Butters for matting. I then see that the dog had (WARNING NASTY DOG BUTT AHEAD!) dingleberry's hanging off his butt. I tell T he has to cut them off and he goes and gets EMT gloves and pouts more. When I say wash the dog, it can be implied that the job isn't done if he has shiit hanging off his fur. I want to punch him in the mangina.

 

I'm done!  

The perfect end to a rant!! Hope you get some good sleep tonight!

::Does shy curtsey::

Thanks so much! 

lulu8109

Aww, sorry you had a rough night AND your SO is being a butthead on top of everything.  But at least you can vent on this board

soon2Bwed08

Sometimes I wonder about our DH/SOs.  Does there really have to be complaining every time we ask them to do something?  I mean seriously I know I wouldn't ask if I could easily get off my butt and do it myself.  Because honestly it's a lot less annoying to do it myself than hear the whining.  I also believe this is why women have children, because men wouldn't be able to do it at all.

Your rant was justified 100 percent, and I know all of us have had that punch him in the mangina moments, you just vocalized it perfectly. 

[Deleted User]

I am not normally a fan of DH rants, but this was well deserved.  Sorry you had such a crappy night!!  I hope your H pulls his head out of his bum & gets you flowers.  Like, the edible arrangement kind.  Dipped in chocolate.  You deserve that!!

mrsdchastain

This reminds me my dog needs to go to the groomers.