Just for fun... the WORST name you have ever PERSONALLY encountered?

HappyAardvark

...I mean, PERSONALLY.  Like, this was someone you went to school with, worked with, was a customer/client of yours... not the "Lemonjelo/Oranjelo" twins that your "mom's coworker" or "friend" taught at school.  Swear on a stack of whatever you deem worthy that you personally knew this person with this god-awful name, and reply to this post

Me? A girl I was in 2nd and 3rd grade with, named Sparkle.  She was MEAN and NASTY, too.  Her personality sparkled like a turd on the sidewalk in the middle of July. 

bjbrock

I knew a girl named Honey and I know one named Brushes....

eesome

Diamond. No joke! It's my cousin's daughter's name. 
She also has a daughter named Sapphire. 

laurenbrooke_09

Treasure Box. Her middle name is Jordan and that's what she goes by, but she loves that her name is Treasure Box.

Memory Lane. Unsure of middle name.

 

HappyAardvark

BRUSHES????  WTF?

CamJack mom

Friend named Candida (the medical term for yeast infection)

 

Taught a girl named Chlamydia (spelled that way)

Mrs.Greg

Sunshine.  Precious.  I went to high school with girls with these names. 

Mrs.Slick

Her name wasn't all that bad, just an interesting combination.

First name: Ginger, last name: Snap. Ginger Snap.

Ellen1071

I knew a girl named Nasti. Her real name was Anastasia, and she is a super sweet girl, so I feel bad about the way I feel about her name, but seriously.  Not good! 

CamJack mom

eesome:

Diamond. No joke! It's my cousin's daughter's name. 
She also has a daughter named Sapphire. 

 

I teach at least one Diamond/Dymond every year.Thats tame

HappyAardvark

CamJack mom:

Friend named Candida (the medical term for yeast infection)

 

Taught a girl named Chlamydia (spelled that way)

STOP IT no you did not!!!!! OMG 

ecm401

Sunshine...she was a very pretty girl...and did have a very sunshiny personality!  Not really a TERRIBLE name, just very very very different. I guess I would hate the name more if she were really mean.

bjbrock

HappyAardvark:

BRUSHES????  WTF?

yeah, I know lol. I think there was a story behind it like, her dad was a painter or something corny like that.

laurenbrooke_09

Ohhh, and Jagger.

Horrible.

emandbry522

I used to work in a Peds office and I came across some pretty bad ones.But these are the ones that will always stick in my head

There were twin girls named Tanguray and Tequilla and they had a sister named Alize

-and-

There was a little boy named Say'Taun

 

Mrs.Slick

CamJack mom:

Friend named Candida (the medical term for yeast infection)

 

Taught a girl named Chlamydia (spelled that way)

Nooooo way! You have to be kidding! Oh my, oh my.

CamJack mom

HappyAardvark:

CamJack mom:

Friend named Candida (the medical term for yeast infection)

 

Taught a girl named Chlamydia (spelled that way)

STOP IT no you did not!!!!! OMG 

 

Yes, and when I asked her mother, she told me "I heard the doctor say I had that, and I thought it sounded pretty." 

 

God help us all.And SHE gets to have kids.

melissa721

eesome:

Diamond. No joke! It's my cousin's daughter's name. 
She also has a daughter named Sapphire. 

Same here. Someone in my fam named Diamond. Also had 2 students named Diamond. 

HappyAardvark

Oh, and this isn't AWFUL I suppose, but when I worked at retail, we had a regular customer (a woman) whose name was "Dorcas" - ummm what?  How do you even make a cute nn out of that?  Dorky?  Hahahaha

EmilyE2

I have a patient at work named Heavenlee Love.  I also used to know a nurse who's name was Cinnamon.

cookie2279

When I was in nursing school and doing my nursery rotation, there was a baby named A'Million Razmataaz (Jones, or whatever the last name was).  I will never forget that name!

cookie2279

PS--awesome thread topic!  Really funny results.

ecm401

Okay...you girls probably won't believe me, and sometimes I wonder myself, but my husband SWEARS up and down that he went to the high school graduation 2 years after his, and was sitting in the stands reading all of the names on the pamphlet to see if there was anyone he remembered. He saw the name Shithead Jones!!! He asked his friend if they made a mistake and his friend said no, that he goes by his middle (normal) name. It's pronounced with the th like in seth. If my husband isn't lying, that is just terrible!!!!

GrneyedItalian

Once saw a child named Sky Middle name: Blue and the last name was: Capps.

 I mean really??  Ok so you decided to be creative with your last name, but the poor child is the one that has to deal with that name for the rest of its life.

kelly2983

I work in a corporate setting with the following people: Pryncess, Marvelous, Tiara, and...wait for it....Mom.

Yes, someone I work with (indirectly) is named Mom. I don't even know where to start.

GrneyedItalian

cookie2279:

When I was in nursing school and doing my nursery rotation, there was a baby named A'Million Razmataaz (Jones, or whatever the last name was).  I will never forget that name!

 

That's just ridiculous!

emandbry522

Oh and we had a family of Continents/Countries: Asia, Japan, Italy, Africa....( there were 9 kids in that family) these were the only ones that stuck out.

 

GrneyedItalian

Just remembered another one.  An elderly patient we had a few years back was named Snow White! 

bjbrock

Oh and my nephew's name is Anakin middle name: Sky.

karaknr

Sunshine is the worst Ive ever met I think. Such a god awful name.

My mom's best friend when I was a kids name was Anita Tittey. No lie. She went by Annie. 

GrneyedItalian

ecm401:

Okay...you girls probably won't believe me, and sometimes I wonder myself, but my husband SWEARS up and down that he went to the high school graduation 2 years after his, and was sitting in the stands reading all of the names on the pamphlet to see if there was anyone he remembered. He saw the name Shithead Jones!!! He asked his friend if they made a mistake and his friend said no, that he goes by his middle (normal) name. It's pronounced with the th like in seth. If my husband isn't lying, that is just terrible!!!!

 

LMAO! Shithead get over here!!!

kelly2983

GrneyedItalian:

Just remembered another one.  An elderly patient we had a few years back was named Snow White! 

awww she sounds cute! I actually like that one

Mrs.Slick

Oh I have another one: Sky Walker

HappyAardvark

bjbrock:

Oh and my nephew's name is Anakin middle name: Sky.

Please PLEASE PLEASE tell me their last name is "Walker". 

CamJack mom

Okay, here is the WORSTof all time.I PROMISE I am not making this up. My mother drove school buses when I was growing up. There was on girl that I became good friends with because my mom drove her for 8 years. Her name was January, NOT THAT BAD right?????

 

Except my mom eventually got her birth certificate (She was traveling out of the country with us) her legal name is : JanuaryFebruaryMarchAprilMay June  Rivada

 

On that note, Good Night (and trust me, I'm not that creative, I couldn't make this one up)

bjbrock

HappyAardvark:

bjbrock:

Oh and my nephew's name is Anakin middle name: Sky.

Please PLEASE PLEASE tell me their last name is "Walker". 

Ha! I bet they wish it were but it's not...

michaela080

Kids at my school named Princess and Im'Uneek (pronounced I'm Unique).

ohsaysaysay

My sister named her son Rambo.  Yes like the movies, and yes...after the movies.

lcking82

I took care of a kid at work named Tyranny.  yes, like the oppressive form of governement.

and a girl that i went to school with was name Pepsi.  And she would beat me up if she knew I was making fun of her name. 

Jessiree

I know an Emerald Ring and my DH was a TA for a class with a Harry Sack.

GrneyedItalian

ohsaysaysay:

My sister named her son Rambo.  Yes like the movies, and yes...after the movies.

 

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that your sister must have really liked the Rambo movies? lol