need a good comeback to this FB status:

Sam78

Tot clock = Greatest child product of all time. Except for disposable diapers, maybe.

I feel obligated to respond about how disposables aren't all they're cracked up to be, but lack of sleep is not making me witty - a little help?

luvlieK

bahahahaha

I have no idea.

We love child led sleeping and cloth.  No "inventions" necessary lol I have no idea

Dobie_Mama

I suck at comebacks but what is a Tot Clock!?

babyluv617

Will the tot clock fill our landfills and poison our water supply too?

ked77

babyluv617:

Will the tot clock fill our landfills and poison our water supply too?

I vote this one! 

ElloPoppet

ked77:

babyluv617:

Will the tot clock fill our landfills and poison our water supply too?

I vote this one! 

 

Sam78

Dobie_Mama:

I suck at comebacks but what is a Tot Clock!?

I think its a clock that has different colors based on what time it is, so if you don't want your child getting up before 7, you set it to be red until that time when it turns green or something like that.  Theory being that the child will look at the color and go back to sleep if its too early.  Could be wrong though.

I was thinking a comeback along the lines of not knowing how easy it is to CD, this is a former co-worker (actually married to one of my childhood friends) so I don't want to be too mean about his ignorance

shaunna&chad

ElloPoppet:

ked77:

babyluv617:

Will the tot clock fill our landfills and poison our water supply too?

I vote this one! 

 

THIS!

Although at first, I thought you said Tot Glock 

triumphantreturnofplanningbug

Moments like that, I just sing songs in my head.

Usually, I make up lyrics to fit "o tannenbaum," because then it's harder to be frustrated with idiocy.

Which is probably not very helpful, unless you're the sort of person who would actually post "oh plastic crap, oh plastic crap, you're taking up my landfull space...you seem so cool and so neat, but still you won't disintegrate..." on someone's wall.

Sam78

triumphantreturnofplanningbug:

Moments like that, I just sing songs in my head.

Usually, I make up lyrics to fit "o tannenbaum," because then it's harder to be frustrated with idiocy.

Which is probably not very helpful, unless you're the sort of person who would actually post "oh plastic crap, oh plastic crap, you're taking up my landfull space...you seem so cool and so neat, but still you won't disintegrate..." on someone's wall.

Bug - you are hilarious and I wish I could hang out with you all the time! (I'd even back your chorus)

monona9

Sam78:

Dobie_Mama:

I suck at comebacks but what is a Tot Clock!?

I think its a clock that has different colors based on what time it is, so if you don't want your child getting up before 7, you set it to be red until that time when it turns green or something like that.  Theory being that the child will look at the color and go back to sleep if its too early.  Could be wrong though.

I was thinking a comeback along the lines of not knowing how easy it is to CD, this is a former co-worker (actually married to one of my childhood friends) so I don't want to be too mean about his ignorance

Disposables have nothing on the safe and environmentally friendly "reinvented" cloth diapers!

Tamzin418

It doesn't beat the others you witty gals came up with but what popped  into my head is: Nothing says "I love my baby" like adding more diapers to landfills.

jwpbride

Tamzin418:

nothing says "I love my baby" like adding more diapers to landfills.

papagena

triumphantreturnofplanningbug:

Moments like that, I just sing songs in my head.

Usually, I make up lyrics to fit "o tannenbaum," because then it's harder to be frustrated with idiocy.

Which is probably not very helpful, unless you're the sort of person who would actually post "oh plastic crap, oh plastic crap, you're taking up my landfull space...you seem so cool and so neat, but still you won't disintegrate..." on someone's wall.

Will you be my BFF - we can wear matching shoes....  

papagena

babyluv617:

Will the tot clock fill our landfills and poison our water supply too?

Rather fond of this, too, but I believe you're already online to have my baby.   

Sam78

papagena:

triumphantreturnofplanningbug:

Moments like that, I just sing songs in my head.

Usually, I make up lyrics to fit "o tannenbaum," because then it's harder to be frustrated with idiocy.

Which is probably not very helpful, unless you're the sort of person who would actually post "oh plastic crap, oh plastic crap, you're taking up my landfull space...you seem so cool and so neat, but still you won't disintegrate..." on someone's wall.

Will you be my BFF - we can wear matching shoes....  

Hey, I claimed her first in this post! I mean, I like you too, but the 3-way thing never works ...

momsobo

How about: "I was sitting here trying to think of something to make me feel superior for CD-ing but everything that I came up with made me sound far too self-righteous and I'd still like to be your FB friend so I can comment on your parenting choices behind your back."

carolinag

it's awesome that you can get fb all the way up there on your pedestal. 

userdeleted

momsobo:

How about: "I was sitting here trying to think of something to make me feel superior for CD-ing but everything that I came up with made me sound far too self-righteous and I'd still like to be your FB friend so I can comment on your parenting choices behind your back."

perfect!

lanie30

jwpbride:

Tamzin418:

nothing says "I love my baby" like adding more diapers to landfills.

Help me out with this thumbs up. We believe that women who use disposables don't love their babies? Or we're just using the "love" reference as a kind of prod to sort of guilt women into thinking about how MUCh they may love their babies if they don't want to wash their diapers daily?

Are we implying you support the idea that you love your baby more if you do cloth diaper, or are you just supporting slipping in a "you may not love your baby so much as me" comment passive aggressively so we can feel better about our lives and our choices while feeling smug?
I can't figure out what we're giving a thumbs up to here, can someone explain?

 

MrsTotty

lanie30:

jwpbride:

Tamzin418:

nothing says "I love my baby" like adding more diapers to landfills.

Help me out with this thumbs up. We believe that women who use disposables don't love their babies? Or we're just using the "love" reference as a kind of prod to sort of guilt women into thinking about how MUCh they may love their babies if they don't want to wash their diapers daily?

Are we implying you support the idea that you love your baby more if you do cloth diaper, or are you just supporting slipping in a "you may not love your baby so much as me" comment passive aggressively so we can feel better about our lives and our choices while feeling smug?
I can't figure out what we're giving a thumbs up to here, can someone explain?

 

God I love you Lanie.   

ETA - disposables are the second best invention after the EPIDURAL.  tyvm.    

lvisser

TOTTY! 

 

I love you.  For reals. 

 

1st - Epidural

2nd - Disposable Diapers

3rd - formula

jwpbride

lanie30:

jwpbride:

Tamzin418:

nothing says "I love my baby" like adding more diapers to landfills.

Help me out with this thumbs up....

*long long rant*

I can't figure out what we're giving a thumbs up to here, can someone explain?

I put the thumbs up because I thought it was funny. When reading the comment in my head it caused a small chuckle to come out of my mouth.

Methinks you're reading to much into tiny picture on the interwebs.

lanie30

So again, funny like "ha! That's awesome. I totally love my cloth diapered kid more than a disposable diapered baby's mother would!" or "ha! That's so totally inappropriate no one would ever even think to post it and I'm thumbs uping in agreement that you're a douchebag?

 

Which one?

jwpbride

lanie30:

So again, funny like "ha! That's awesome. I totally love my cloth diapered kid more than a disposable diapered baby's mother would!" or "ha! That's so totally inappropriate no one would ever even think to post it and I'm thumbs uping in agreement that you're a douchebag?

 

Which one?

Oh, now I see why people don't play with you. You're not fun.

MrsTotty

lanie30:

So again, funny like "ha! That's awesome. I totally love my cloth diapered kid more than a disposable diapered baby's mother would!" or "ha! That's so totally inappropriate no one would ever even think to post it and I'm thumbs uping in agreement that you're a douchebag?

 

Which one?

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to 'thumbs up' this ... but I'm on Chrome and can't.  BOOOO.  

Just pretend I am and that it's hilariously ironic.   

KTdidit

Wow there's a lot of rude comments in here from people I don't recognize form the board...have you come in just to chastize?

Mrs.tlcS

kaholland4:

Wow there's a lot of rude comments in here from people I don't recognize form the board...have you come in just to chastize?

Well, sure.  Nothing like being judgmental to cement your friendship.  Post a comeback on someones status like that, and I hope it's not an important friend or contact for you... because I think your chances are pretty good for being defriended, or at least looked at differently.  Some things are just best kept to yourself.

jwpbride

MrsTotty:

lanie30:

So again, funny like "ha! That's awesome. I totally love my cloth diapered kid more than a disposable diapered baby's mother would!" or "ha! That's so totally inappropriate no one would ever even think to post it and I'm thumbs uping in agreement that you're a douchebag?

 

Which one?

I reeeeeeeeeeeeeeally want to 'thumbs up' this ... but I'm on Chrome and can't.  BOOOO.  

Just pretend I am and that it's hilariously ironic.   

For future reference, it's [ Y ] (no spaces)- now you can be hilariously ironic all day long.  

ikeaservice

babyluv617:

Will the tot clock fill our landfills and poison our water supply too?

What water supply? Washing your CDs all the time is taking all the water.

MLsBride06

IkeaService:

babyluv617:

Will the tot clock fill our landfills and poison our water supply too?

What water supply? Washing your CDs all the time is taking all the water.

 Oh! Ikea Service is here. ElloPoppet should be skeered.