I woke up suddenly in the middle of the night to my husband thrashing, kicking and punching. Then he jumped out of bed and ran across the bedroom. Once I figured out he was sleeping, I started yelling for him to wake up. He finally did about three steps from the door. Apparently there were wasps attacking him. There were definitely not wasps in my bedroom.
This is only the most recent incident in the series. There was the little girl (apparently possessed, like in The Exorcist, and crawling up onto the bed, he had to kick her off), a starfish (whose suction cups were sucking his legs), a gopher (I don't even know where to start), and killer honey bees, among others. These are just the most memorable.
I'm sure I can hope that his instincts will take over once LO is here, but I'm not chancing it. Our LO will be safely in his/her own crib, and most likely in his/her own room, far away from the insanity that is our bedroom, ha ha.