In the interest of time, I took my electric toothbrush in the shower. DH heard the vibrating and said, "All you had to do was ask. I'll be right in." I stuck my head out the curtain with it in my mouth, still running, so he could see that it was a toothbrush. Backfire. His reply: "Oh, you poor girl. Someone should have explained those things to you in college." LMAO

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Re: Fallicaly-shaped vibrating objects in the shower
Hahahahah!
A day or so before my wedding my bff came to stay with me and DH at our place. DH was in the bathroom using his electric shaver and my bff went to the door and said "You know Ant, I'm really not comfortable with you using your vibrator while I'm here." (She was joking of course.) Your comment made me think of that hehe!
Speaking of high school sense of humors...I took the kids Trick or treating last night on Beaver Run, which is in the Lick Creek subdivision...I was the only mom in our group to laugh...