FFFC: TMI Sort of

SassyPanties

I like condoms.  I don't get why women don't.  I don't want to go on BC because the hormones mess me up, but also because I prefer for DH to wear a condom.  It's just so much less messy. 

greengirl0909

Maybe I'm using them wrong...it's not less messy for us....

SassyPanties

guppysown@yahoo.com:

Maybe I'm using them wrong...it's not less messy for us....

Really? Why?

KRMac

Meeeeeeeeee toooooooooo.

I'd like to never be on the pill again.  Ugh. 

MexiCali

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

pleasebeonsale

I sooo agree. The clean up is much easier. However, hubs doesn't like them so I got an IUD. I'm starting to think after the next baby though, that he just needs to deal.

808to619mama

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

This, I hate the feeling of condoms! We always start without and he has to stop and put one on and its NOT the same...

sleepingbeauty825

Man, I hate em. Clearly.

Hot Sauce on a Stick

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

nattyncbride

Yes yes yes!  Love the condom!!!  Less messy (hate the post-doin'-it drip, and I don't mean gonorhhea), and hate the pill!  DH doesn't mind; if he hated it, I would probably try to find the least offensive pill.

808to619mama

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Hmmm now thats a great idea!

SassyPanties

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Uck, see I can't sleep without cleaning up after if he doesn't wear one. 

Pocky873

I prefer the feel without, but agree about the less messy part.  However, I think they smell pretty rank...kinda like burnt rubber (haha).

vbarnie

I don't like them much. But I loathe cleaning come out of my vagina. I stand, and plop... JOY!

Hot Sauce on a Stick

Sassy_Panties:

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Uck, see I can't sleep without cleaning up after if he doesn't wear one. 

Come on, Sassy, I know you have a dirty mind.

I don't have anything to clean up.... 

IrishBrideND

HotSauceonaStick:

Sassy_Panties:

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Uck, see I can't sleep without cleaning up after if he doesn't wear one. 

Come on, Sassy, I know you have a dirty mind.

I don't have anything to clean up.... 

ok I need more info. Do you always finish with oral? Or am I completely missing something.

laurieb602

I knew this thread would not disappoint

sleepingbeauty825

IrishBrideND:

HotSauceonaStick:

Sassy_Panties:

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Uck, see I can't sleep without cleaning up after if he doesn't wear one. 

Come on, Sassy, I know you have a dirty mind.

I don't have anything to clean up.... 

ok I need more info. Do you always finish with oral? Or am I completely missing something.

I'm guessing yes, since she's a fan of P&P. That sounds super lame, in my book.

Hot Sauce on a Stick

IrishBrideND:

HotSauceonaStick:

Sassy_Panties:

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Uck, see I can't sleep without cleaning up after if he doesn't wear one. 

Come on, Sassy, I know you have a dirty mind.

I don't have anything to clean up.... 

ok I need more info. Do you always finish with oral? Or am I completely missing something.

Pretty much. Unless he's wearing a condom.

I get mine and then when he's almost done I finish him off. He thinks I like to do it because I'm "so dirty" like that. I just don't want to deal with the mess because it's absolutely disgusting. That was, by far, my least favorite part of TTC.

808to619mama

HotSauceonaStick:

IrishBrideND:

HotSauceonaStick:

Sassy_Panties:

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Uck, see I can't sleep without cleaning up after if he doesn't wear one. 

Come on, Sassy, I know you have a dirty mind.

I don't have anything to clean up.... 

ok I need more info. Do you always finish with oral? Or am I completely missing something.

Pretty much. Unless he's wearing a condom.

I get mine and then when he's almost done I finish him off. He thinks I like to do it because I'm "so dirty" like that. I just don't want to deal with the mess because it's absolutely disgusting. That was, by far, my least favorite part of TTC.

I always get mine and he always gets his too but this is always before... maybe we should switch it up like you and I can end with him... wow that was a long sentence

IrishBrideND

HotSauceonaStick:

Pretty much. Unless he's wearing a condom.

I get mine and then when he's almost done I finish him off. He thinks I like to do it because I'm "so dirty" like that. I just don't want to deal with the mess because it's absolutely disgusting. That was, by far, my least favorite part of TTC.

oral is "dirty?" Good to know

MexiCali

Sassy_Panties:

HotSauceonaStick:

MexiCali:

I like the feel and the mess w/out. .

I'll give you TMI.

I like the feel without. And I take care of the mess so we both get to go right to sleep.

Uck, see I can't sleep without cleaning up after if he doesn't wear one. 

Pre-condoms DH would get a nice warm rag and hand it to me afterwards. I actually loved it. If not, we would go round 2 in the shower.

Hot Sauce on a Stick

IrishBrideND:

HotSauceonaStick:

Pretty much. Unless he's wearing a condom.

I get mine and then when he's almost done I finish him off. He thinks I like to do it because I'm "so dirty" like that. I just don't want to deal with the mess because it's absolutely disgusting. That was, by far, my least favorite part of TTC.

oral is "dirty?" Good to know

Apparently he dated prudes before me. When he found out I was down with oral he almost cried he was so happy. And he was 32 when we started dating and had definitely had his fair share of girlfriends. I'm not sure how that happened. Weird, right?

SueandSteve

HATE condoms, got a tubal as I ::gasp:: like to go au natural all the way till the end.  Hence, my panic-stricken post a few days back about a potential failed tubal.       After spending $16 to POAS and scare the living crap out of DH and myself, AF gloriously arrived at day 40.  Yeah...

Hip2Bsquare

I hate how condoms kinda are an interruption to things. Actually I get annoyed at the interruption. Also I think they stink - plastic and spermacide are not appealing to the senses when you are in the middle of something. Also, I hate paying for them (just in general....allotting money every month to them) and I would hate to run out of them or not have one when you need it.

 

Timeg

I agree on most of what you're saying, but I prefer nothing at all. Too bad that's too risky in the pregnancy department for us

 But, yes, I hate BC (never took it, never will) and I think it's just a matter of finding the right brand of condoms. 

DrinknDerive

I actually think you're insane now. Lol. Condoms are the devil.

happilyhis

Pocky873:

I prefer the feel without, but agree about the less messy part.  However, I think they smell pretty rank...kinda like burnt rubber (haha).

ITA

Ciconrad

Those of you who like condoms because of the lack of clean-up - WTF are you cleaning up without them?  I can say I've never really had to clean up after sex with or without....

Hot Sauce on a Stick

Ciconrad:

Those of you who like condoms because of the lack of clean-up - WTF are you cleaning up without them?  I can say I've never really had to clean up after sex with or without....

I think I have a small vaginal cavity for various reasons. But, I always end up with semen leaking all over the place. If I stand up to try and "push" it into the toilet I end up with it down my legs. If I lay there and go to sleep it oozes down into my crack. Blech.

Stratton28

Ciconrad:

Those of you who like condoms because of the lack of clean-up - WTF are you cleaning up without them?  I can say I've never really had to clean up after sex with or without....

How??

KRMac

Timeg:

I agree on most of what you're saying, but I prefer nothing at all. Too bad that's too risky in the pregnancy department for us

 But, yes, I hate BC (never took it, never will) and I think it's just a matter of finding the right brand of condoms. 

The right brand is so important!  I try all the time to convince my girlfriends of this, lol!

IrishBrideND

Ciconrad:

Those of you who like condoms because of the lack of clean-up - WTF are you cleaning up without them?  I can say I've never really had to clean up after sex with or without....

Does your H not ejaculate? Where does it all go?