s/o Cooker......when is the last time..

jettagurl

that you did the deed?  (thanks r9!) 

 

 me?  Thursday, I think.  my personal visitor is visiting.  

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r9stedt

Sunday-- for full intercourse.

My uterus isn't allowing visitors right now.

However, that doesn't mean my mouth turns them away!  

Halo79RN

does it count if I just laid there (1/2 asleep)?   

amanda&rob

Sunday

cooker71

Ugh, god. You know my answer. My crotch is drying up!

TwoChickens

Its been 2 weeks and 3 days.  Dear Lord the bf needs to get back on land.

Rebekah1021

Monday. We found our old Kama sutra book.

mamarazzi

r9stedt:

Sunday-- for full intercourse.

My uterus isn't allowing visitors right now.

However, that doesn't mean my mouth turns them away!  

You're WAY nicer than me.  If I'm not gettin' it, no one is.

It's been almost two weeks for me.  Having feet and elbows in my crotch sort-of kills the mood.

BubblyToes

20 minutes ago.

The first time in about 4 weeks

 

r9stedt

mamarazzi:

You're WAY nicer than me.  If I'm not gettin' it, no one is.

Well, he DID do some home improvements on my house...

and he IS moving 5 hours away...

and he HAS givin' it to me, not gettin' in return

DandR

BubblyToes:

20 minutes ago.

The first time in about 4 weeks

 

That would be crying sex for me.

My answer is Monday. 

#6

Last night...and the night before...and probably tonight.  

mamarazzi

r9stedt:

mamarazzi:

You're WAY nicer than me.  If I'm not gettin' it, no one is.

Well, he DID do some home improvements on my house...

and he IS moving 5 hours away...

and he HAS givin' it to me, not gettin' in return

Oh, I remember the old days.  H and I were just talking earlier tonight about when the last time we kissed with tongue was (the conversation came up because the dog jumped up and licked H's open mouth, getting her tongue inside!  EW!)

r9stedt

mamarazzi:

Oh, I remember the old days.  H and I were just talking earlier tonight about when the last time we kissed with tongue was (the conversation came up because the dog jumped up and licked H's open mouth, getting her tongue inside!  EW!)

LOL!  I love that the dog sparked the conversation!

I do think the honeymoon stage is close to being over... I can't decide whether this is good or bad after 9.5 months. 

Halo79RN

mamarazzi:

Oh, I remember the old days.  H and I were just talking earlier tonight about when the last time we kissed with tongue was (the conversation came up because the dog jumped up and licked H's open mouth, getting her tongue inside!  EW!)

LMAO 

mommydale

I can't remember!

beanzer

After reading these responses I have realized that I suck as a wife and my poor husband is deprived. ?Help me get in the mood for him! ?I love him and he is fabulous....I just have no energy for the deed.
FWIW, 5 nights a week he does not get home until 11pm because of his job....well past bed time for me!

mamarazzi

beanzer:

After reading these responses I have realized that I suck as a wife and my poor husband is deprived.  Help me get in the mood for him!  I love him and he is fabulous....I just have no energy for the deed.
FWIW, 5 nights a week he does not get home until 11pm because of his job....well past bed time for me!

Two words: Naked Nap.

H and I frequently use(d...prior to pregnancy) naptime to get it on.  We're both so exhausted at night and midday sex is WAY better.

beanzer

mamarazzi:

beanzer:

After reading these responses I have realized that I suck as a wife and my poor husband is deprived. ?Help me get in the mood for him! ?I love him and he is fabulous....I just have no energy for the deed.
FWIW, 5 nights a week he does not get home until 11pm because of his job....well past bed time for me!

Two words: Naked Nap.

H and I frequently use(d...prior to pregnancy) naptime to get it on.? We're both so exhausted at night and midday sex is WAY better.

Good idea...or while they are at preschool sex....my husband may want to kiss you the next time he sees you!

AnnapolisLari

About a month ago. Our sex life is virtually nonexistent.

Temp970088312507122

Last night. It was his birthday so I had to bring my A-game.

jettagurl

bellabeck:

Last night. It was his birthday so I had to bring my A-game.

It was my H's birthday yesterday, also. Alas, not the best gift this year! 

KoriBrett

AnnapolisLari:

About a month ago. Our sex life is virtually nonexistent.

Ditto.  I've been sick for almost 2 weeks & the kids are driving us batshitcrazy.  Thank god DH likes his internet..lol

joy143dh

I read "a-game" as Angelina-game, so clearly I've been watching too much Jersey Shore.

R9, as DH says, just because 1 ride is broken, doesn't mean the entire park has to close.

As for me, I can't even look in the mirror without crying these days, so DH is turning blue.