I'm buzzed...anyone want to know anything about me?

cooker71

Or ask an inappropriate question?

Now's the perfect time. 

emilykristene2006

What color are you toe nails? 

When is the last time you treated yourself to anything and what was it?

r9stedt

When was the last time you and the exH did the horizontal tango?

 

 

How is that for inappropriate? 

cooker71

HA...awesome.

My toenails right now are this dark purple plum color.

Hmm....the last time I treated myself to something was like two months ago, when I finally cashed in a gift card for a massage from my cousin for my birthday. It was HEAVENLY. 

cooker71

r9stedt:

When was the last time you and the exH did the horizontal tango?

 

 

How is that for inappropriate? 

Sweet. Let's get to it.

ExH and I last did the horizontal mambo in MARCH.

MARCH, people!!!! 

r9stedt

So when was the last time you pleasured yourself?

 

How is that for inappropriate? 

jettagurl

lol to r9.  

 

I was going to ask how long you'll be able to go just flying solo!    or have you lined up a friend-with-benefits yet? 

 

here's a for real....

do you want more kids?  like when you get serious with someone, do you think you'd have more kids?

 

BubblyToes

:::breathes heavy:::

What are you wearing hot stuff?

:::breathes heavy:::

cooker71

r9stedt:

So when was the last time you pleasured yourself?

 

How is that for inappropriate? 

Uhhhh. Last night. 

cooker71

jettagurl:

lol to r9.  

 

I was going to ask how long you'll be able to go just flying solo!    or have you lined up a friend-with-benefits yet? 

 

here's a for real....

do you want more kids?  like when you get serious with someone, do you think you'd have more kids?

 

Well...it's weird. I CAN'T have anymore kids right now. I'm fixed. That being said, I'd be totally open to someone who has their own kids. I'm not interested (at least right now) to reversing my tubal and going through all that again. 

r9stedt

Have you sucked face with anyone (other than exH) yet?

Have you ever cried after or during sex?

 

cooker71

BubblyToes:

:::breathes heavy:::

What are you wearing hot stuff?

:::breathes heavy:::

LOL...bubs. Love you.

I wish it was something sexy. PJ pants and a hooded T-shirt. 

cooker71

r9stedt:

Have you sucked face with anyone (other than exH) yet?

Have you ever cried after or during sex?

 

LOL...you ass. I love it.

I have NOT sucked face with anyone else yet. (And I'd be lying if I didn't say the thought doesn't excite me in some ways)

And H to the NO. Never have I cried during or after sex. And I've had good sex, people. 

r9stedt

Do you find it as weird as I do about sleeping with someone in what is/was the house that you bought with your (now) exH?  Or even dating someone while still living in the house, and raising your children there, or... 

IDK.  It just wasn't my forever home anymore because I bought it with him.   Is your house still your "forever" home?

 

Okay.  I think I met my question quota.  The more questions I ask you, the less I have to think about my own problems. 

cooker71

r9stedt:

Do you find it as weird as I do about sleeping with someone in what is/was the house that you bought with your (now) exH?  Or even dating someone while still living in the house, and raising your children there, or... 

IDK.  It just wasn't my forever home anymore because I bought it with him.   Is your house still your "forever" home?

 

Okay.  I think I met my question quota.  The more questions I ask you, the less I have to think about my own problems. 

Lord, girl.

Yes, in a way it's very weird. This is still my "dream" or "forever" house and I'm refinancing it to keep it, at least for a while, so I'm not trying to sell it or anything.

I'm not saying I won't downsize at some point, but for now, I want to try to keep this as a home for the kids. 

r9stedt

Thank you for your honesty.

DandR

what would a perfect rebound man be?  In detail!!!!!!  LOL.

 

cooker71

DandR:

what would a perfect rebound man be?  In detail!!!!!!  LOL.

 

Hmm...perfect rebound man. That's tough.

Right NOW I'm almost like I just want a Mr. Right Now. But then I think about that and I get all grossed out, since it would most likely be some guido/nutjob that I don't want anything to do with in the long-term.

I guess I'm looking for a confident, caring guy with a GREAT sense of humor who isn't afraid to rib me and doesn't care if I rib him and/or even make more money than him. Dark hair is always better, as are dark eyes and a slim build. Yum. 

amanda&rob

Are you friends with the first person you kissed on facebook? 

cooker71

amanda&rob:

Are you friends with the first person you kissed on facebook? 

Good one!

No, actually. He's not on Facebook, nor have I been able to find him elsewhere. Weird.