ttc vent... a little tmi too.

ssmith1005

If this is your idea of a little tmi, I would hate to see your big tmi!

MamaKayTee

ohfour:

I usually read the tmi threads on here and think "that is totally not tmi". Not this time. No siree.

Seriously. 

 And OP, if your husband is doing this kind of stuff but is flip flopping on TTC, you need to sit down and come to a decision once and for all that you're both on board with.  If he's unsure, then getting pregnant could be an even bigger burden on your relationship than being PG/having a baby would be under ideal conditions.

coconuthoney

I've been away from the bump for about a year. Today I decided to see what the board was up to, and now I can't decide if I should leave forever or read more often.

julia&adam

wtf is going on in here today?!

essey1234

wow you people are harsh, we are not 12 years old, she can write what she wants and what she needs to. no need for judging.

i hope you guys make up your minds soon about TTC:)

Sweets2005

Sorry but that is way beyond a "tmi" post. That is a "keep it to yourself" post, not something that needs to be shared! You should have just left it at you are frustrated DH isn't ready to ttc and left the disgusting details out! wtf??

jenerally?

ONYD:

Best

Post

Ever

well well well. Look who came out of the woodwork for this post!

kit443

Have we covered the fact that if your DH fingers you with semen on his fingers that there is a possibility for you to get KU? Don't lose hope yo - it can still happen.

Tomkat8403

kit443:

Have we covered the fact that if your DH fingers you with semen on his fingers that there is a possibility for you to get KU? Don't lose hope yo - it can still happen.

Slightly less effective than a turkey baster. But still semi-effective as an inseminator I suppose.

Ridgebackmom

Wait, this is your Dh that is sending you mixed signals?? Wow. maybe you should sit down and "talk" before ttc or Nttc...IDk...

BelleBaby

Tomkat8403:

kit443:

Have we covered the fact that if your DH fingers you with semen on his fingers that there is a possibility for you to get KU? Don't lose hope yo - it can still happen.

Slightly less effective than a turkey baster. But still semi-effective as an inseminator I suppose.

It's the only way to go if you truly want to feel the sperm actually meet the egg.  Who wouldn't want that glorious moment?

JSRICH

maybe since YOUR such a fvcking moron, so is your DH, and he thinks THATS how you get KU.

keep your disgusting stories to yourself. oh,and for the sake of the world, and further generations, DONT HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN. thanks.

PinkGrapefuit

essey1234:

wow you people are harsh, we are not 12 years old, she can write what she wants and what she needs to. no need for judging.

So the original poster can write what she wants, but no one else can? Hmmm, ok. You are judging all the responses, and that's ok? I see, it's so clear now.  

essey1234

hey, i think everyone can write what they want, but to tell the person that they shouldn't have more kids, C'MON.

the other posts i don't judge

andrealynn0707

A LITTLE tmi?

gizmo909

LynnJones:

Oh my god, I'm never reading another post just because it has a star by it. 

Um, you and me both.  I will never get that image out of my head. 

ingloriousbastress

JSRICH:

maybe since YOUR such a fvcking moron, so is your DH, and he thinks THATS how you get KU.

keep your disgusting stories to yourself. oh,and for the sake of the world, and further generations, DONT HAVE ANY MORE CHILDREN. thanks.

LOLOLOL

OP, just because your husband likes to finger you with the jizzz on his fingers doesn't mean he's sending you the message that he's TTC.  It means he's been watching creampie pornos.  Duh. 

NikkiBenzo

fairychick77:

 

HOLY SH!T ! This just made me laugh out loud at work!!

Mummy material?

mfransdell:

I was eating yogurt

ROTFL!

 

That OP was somethin'....whew... 

cajuncutie0169

 

you are fvcking nasty for getting on the internet and posting this crap. no one wants to hear about what you and your husband do. fvck that's gross.

Sage Mommy

This post makes me want to stick my hand in a jar of mayo.

Echowysp

Sage Mommy:

This post makes me want to stick my hand in a jar of mayo.

Or maybe just a finger.....  

mavilabride4evah

OMGah is this what I'm missing when I avoid TTC questions?!?! WTF

amwadas

Wow, just wow.

ailidespain

I am so confused!!

Sage Mommy

Echowysp:

Sage Mommy:

This post makes me want to stick my hand in a jar of mayo.

Or maybe just a finger.....  

You have such a dirty mind. that's not where I was going with my comment...oh wait, yes, yes I was!

hsk2010

<img src="https://community.thebump.com/bin/112009/1257848183_chimp-head.gif" alt="Disapproving chimp" title="Disapproving chimp" class="gif" style="margin: 0 10px;">

kit443

Sage Mommy:

Echowysp:

This post makes me want to stick my hand in a jar of mayo.

Or maybe just a finger.....  

This may be my favorite exchange of the day.

CalinsBride

LMAO. I am seriously laughing at this entire thread so hard that I CHOKED. And not on anything dirty. Get your minds outta the gutter.

blushingbrideoct07

How did I *JUST* stumble onto this post?!  I think I just peed my pants while laughing.  

 

You are all mega bishes for not pointing this out to me earlier.  

Mrs.C042807

Oh dear god in heaven.  I have tears.

Tears.

And a little bit of vomit.

 

katiekate1974

Echowysp:

Sage Mommy:

This post makes me want to stick my hand in a jar of mayo.

Or maybe just a finger.....  

This post was worth reading just for this.

katiekate1974

Echowysp:

Sage Mommy:

This post makes me want to stick my hand in a jar of mayo.

Or maybe just a finger.....  

This post was worth reading just for this.

nolebride

This is some of the funniest sh!t I've read in a long time and gross...really gross.

crazycakesYAYA

guuuurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl, you crazy.

SimarikSmokin

Why would you tell us what your husband does with his skeet?? ewww and eww

jchanth

fairychick77:

HAHAHAHA!!! this MADE MY NIGHT!  

twinkle2be

fairychick77:

 

Could not have said it better...

daenikoffre

I don't know.. doesn't seem like that big of a deal to me. 

sspyles

Quite possibly the groodiest thing I've heard in a really long time. Vom.