Funny names for babies

randommoose

We weren't ready to "release" our favorite names yet, so we also came up with joke names:

if it's a girl, Olive Martina *
if it's a boy, Vladimir Roberto **

Our friends have started taking us so seriously ("I like unusual names!") that we had to drop the joke and just tell them we're not telling.

What are some of the funniest names you've come up with?

*Besides the pun on olive martini drink, her initials would be OMG
**Our families are nth generation Germans, and would have a fit, besides that it sounds silly when I would insist on both correct Russian and Spanish pronounciation

chicsub

LOL, I totally didn't catch the olive martini joke and thought it was a nice name too!  I'm married to a Russian so the boy name didn't throw me off either. 

We don't have anything really funny, we do sometimes say if it's a boy it will be Elliott2 (our DS's name) or our dog's name if it's a girl since we liked those names the most! 

tinklinz

We started telling people we were going to name our kids Ovaricle and Testicles (pronounced tes-TI-clees) because part of my heritage is Greek. I can deliver this kind of stuff with such a straight face that it made their reactions priceless. Who would believe that, honestly? LOL 

1Mrs.Jones

DH says he is naming our baby Macgyver if it's a boy. :-) It was a joke, but people say they like it... ;-)

Kered6799

Right now the LO is being called Anheuser due to our last name but dh was trying to come up with classic italian names and he chose Giuseppe.

Twinkz

A radio DJ a long time ago had people call in with horrible names people named their child and this couple named their LO - Nosmo King.  DH and I joke with each other that if we can't find a boy name he'll just become Nosmo lol

Btw, Nosmo King = No Smoking