What words are you using for pee/poop?

alylunabell

I realize LO won't be talking for a bit longer, but we want to decide what we are calling pees and poops.  My MIL is here and has been asking my baby daughter if she needs to "make dumps."  I have this fear of hearing my baby girl tell her teachers that she has to "dump."  It is time to come up with our terms now to nip that in the bud.  What are you going to teach your LO to say?

SarahC720

We call them pee and poop, so I am sure we will with her, too!

haha what a funny post.

berrybuzz

pee or peepee, and make a poop.

Amesbury

Just calling it what it is: pee and poop. Although I find myself saying "poops" even when not technically plural.

I have a predicament about farts. I call 'em farts but my parents always told my younger half-siblings not to say "fart" but to call them "toots". I don't get the reason for it but around my parents with DD I feel sheepish when saying "farts".

CrazyToast

SarahC720:

We call them pee and poop, so I am sure we will with her, too!

haha what a funny post.

agreed...

Oh, sometimes DH says peeps!  

LuckyLizzie

We are going with pee and poop ended being called "Doodles" for some reason.

My MIL does not allow the word fart to be said in her house so we call the "Ufurts"....sounds like "who farted" said quickly...

Vet-Tech

pee pees & poopies

Now_a_Swearingen

Pee & stinky. A couple we're friends with they have their children say "BM"

New_MrsP

Ick @ "make dumps"

We say pee and poop.

ShellShockedMama

Pee and poop. or pee pee and poop poop if I'm feeling particularly funny.

ilovetolaugh

Pee and Poop

fotobird

Pee & poop, but I normally just say he needs his bum changed.

detokiet

i've been calling his diapers potty pants, and poopy pants...... and bubble pants for when he's just been farting up a storm and he's dry/clean. pee & potty are interchangeable. 

goodgalpal

"Go potty" = "use the bathroom" (general)

Solid waste= "BM", "#2", and sometimes we say "poop" but I really don't like to say that.

Liquid waste= "urine", "tinkle", "#1", "chish" (that is thanks to my mother).

Farts= "pass gass", "poof", or "toot" because we're not fans of the word "fart". 

I do think that kids need to know all the names for them, even if you don't like the terms because other people are going to use different terms than you are, like at daycare/school/grandparents... so they need to know them even if they aren't your everyday word.

DracoBunny

Pee and poo. Poop just sounds funny and makes me laugh like a 12y/o boy. So yeah . .  pee and poo.