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January 2011 Moms
mchupie
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So embarrassed...
mchupie
member
A few minutes ago I left my office to walk to the bathroom and I am not exaggerating when I tell you that with each step I took as I walked down the hallway, I farted. And it wasn't quiet 
Anyone else feeling like a gas machine lately?
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Re: So embarrassed...
I have always been gassy- so I am about the same. But now it seems normal, where before my husband always thought I had issues! Seriously, he wanted me to tell my doctor I farted too much because he thought something was wrong. Honestly, I think he just really didn't think girls farted, and I am not ashamed of my bodily functions, so it's been a crash course in reality for him since meeting me.
ROFL! That's awesome. I haven't been too bad while out and about, but when I sit down in the bathroom, all hell breaks loose. My husband can hear it in the rest of the apartment and likes to make fun of me.
~EDD Nov 18, 2017 with my IUI success story~
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That's awesome... and so horrible!
I farted for the second time EVER in front of my DH the other night (for the record, I don't even remember that I did the first time but he swears I did). It was only a little one, like a little bubble. He couldn't stop laughing and said he was so glad that I'm actually a human!
How do you do accomplish this? I think I would probably explode if I tried to hold it in for the past 4 years!
My DH and I have contests to see who's loudest! I'm winning right now
Hahaha we do this, too! I love it!
Carina 12.28.2010 | Aurelia 9.23.12 | Chart - Round 3
Haha I've farted twice in my office but fortunetly I have my own office so I sprayed some vanilla body spray quickly to cover up the smell in case somone walked in. I have (and I embarrasingly admit this) farted in stores walking down isles as long as no one was behind me. Shameful, I know, but sometimes you just can't help it.
NJBritt - only twice in front of your husband?!?!?! I think DH witnessed my farts a week into our relationship.
seriously! I don't hold anything in around DH.. everyone farts :-)
I have no idea how I do it. Maybe that's why I'm so uptight
I'm more of a burper lately than a farter, but DH is the grossest farter ever. He produces more than enough gas for the two of us combined!
HAHA! I am so sorry to laugh at your embarrassing moment but I really needed that pick me up this morning! =D I've definitely been more gassy lately but luckily it has been mostly in the middle of the night so I can even sneak them by DH without him knowing.
Hope your coworkers didn't notice. =]
Wow, reading some of these posts makes me think DH and I are more "normal" than I ever thought. I know it sounds ridiculous but this was one symptom I was looking forward to almost. I think Jenny McCarthey called it "sewer gas farts" or something. I was hoping to be the one to make my DH cringe for once instead of him doing it to me on a weekly basis. I seriously don't know how you could go so long without your DH hearing such bodliy functions, but again we're gross and not at all polite with each other. So far I've been less gassy than ever before, no fair.
On our honeymoon it was more about laughter and being friends than anything remotely sexy. And let me tell ya, after some of the rich foods we enjoyed, we were trying to out-fart each other and were giggling that we were going to find some poor maid sent to clean our room dead on the carpet.