Guys, I'm really concerned.

ColindaP

For my own sanity.

 

I just ironed.

 

IRONED. Wait, it gets better.

 

What did I iron? A tablecloth, FFS. 

 

The apocalypse is nigh. 

piedpiper07

Why would you iron a tablecloth? haha isn't that what a dryer is for? 

frogyie

I have ironed table cloths... Usually becuase my parents are coming over and my mom is kind of a perfectionist. 

Court1

Ha!  I am concerned...very concerned. 

We're getting our house ready to put on the market & I bought linen napkins & napkin rings along with tons of other sprucing up stuff. I felt a bit out of my element with all the Martha Stewartness.

Olive44

I don't even own a tablecloth....

ColindaP

piedpiper07:

Why would you iron a tablecloth? haha isn't that what a dryer is for? 

It came out of the dryer WRINKLY!!!!!!

Wait, can I get a dryer refund for that? 

ColindaP

Olive44:

I don't even own a tablecloth....

I'm using one to attempt to strong-arm fall into existence. Also, we have a really nice dining room table (gracias, craigslist), which of course never gets seen in its niceness, due to tablecloth coverage.

Scout05

:::fans Colinda and waives smelling salts under her nose:::

GuppyAmy

I don't even own a table!

butterfly843

I have done that and my dh looks at me like I'm crazy. I usually do it before we have people over.

KelinandKevin

Oh my dear Colinda.  You need help.  However I think we are in the same boat.  I got on my hands and knees with a scrub brush and a bunch of bleach and cleaned the hell out of my kitchen floor for well over an hour.  Then I spent 4 more hours going through the pantry, the fridge, the freezer, each cabinet and totally cleaned things inside and out.  I am just preparing for your visit, since I know your coming to see me soon.

Clerk9

As long as you're not ironing underwear, you're okay.  

A guy I was dating in high school, his mother ironed his underwear.  And jeans.  Yeah...

vflipo

ColindaP:

Olive44:

I don't even own a tablecloth....

I'm using one to attempt to strong-arm fall into existence. Also, we have a really nice dining room table (gracias, craigslist), which of course never gets seen in its niceness, due to tablecloth coverage.

Boy howdy I hope it works! It didn't hit triple digits today so it must be doing something. 

grr_aargh

Wait.

You own a tablecloth?

Aubs13

The only tablecloth in this house is a plastic one for our Halloween dinner.  I think it came from Dollar Tree.

mlmtgg

sweet. domestic-colinda is in the house.

If I listened to my mother, I would iron my tablecloths (which only get use at holidays b/c I like the bare table the rest of the year -- plus the table is piled with crap - sewing, mail, laundry, who knows what else . . .) and then hang them in a closet. whatever. they stay in a frumpled pile until holiday!

AutumnLeavesFall

Olive44:

I don't even own a tablecloth....

I don't even own an Iron..

Mocha Girl

So I shouldn't tell you about the time when I took an iron to a pillow case... with the pillow still in in it - Bwahaha! I NEEDED it to lay just right! OCD much?

ERICA21779

ha ha ha!  Kudos for actually using a tablecloth........I don't think I even own one!!!

michrocc

I don't iron.  Dry cleaners, dude.  Dry cleaners.