So full of herself

photojunky050209

A girl on my FB that I went to high school yet just had her baby this morning. This is her status update two hours after delivery:

I just had the most beautiful little girl in the world! I will post more pictures as soon as I get an opportunity but because I am a mother now I am sure FB will be the last thing on my mind. I want to go ahead and thank everyone in advance for all the congrats and compliments I know I will receive on her picture.

I think that last bit is kind of rude. Most people just say aww how cute to be nice anyway. And the picture she posted is her DD on her belly still covered in vernix, red from head to toe, screaming at the top of her lungs.

Mrs.Johns

photojunky050209:

A girl on my FB that I went to high school yet just had her baby this morning. This is her status update two hours after delivery:

I just had the most beautiful little girl in the world! I will post more pictures as soon as I get an opportunity but because I am a mother now I am sure FB will be the last thing on my mind. I want to go ahead and thank everyone in advance for all the congrats and compliments I know I will receive on her picture.

I think that last bit is kind of rude. Most people just say aww how cute to be nice anyway. And the picture she posted is her DD on her belly still covered in vernix, red from head to toe, screaming at the top of her lungs.

That is absolutely prescious. Hahahaha

J+MS

haha She's a gem.

neferhathor

ick! I'm thinking since facebook is obviously still at the top of her list, she'll continue to be an avid user.

MSC03

Man, I hope when the meds wear off, she realizes how stupid she sounds!

OctGirl80

First, Ew.

 

It doesn't sound like fb will be the last thing on her mind since she was posting two hours after giving birth. I'd say you can expect alot of newborn updates from this woman. Good luck.

mrsschrager

Tacky..

uluvfranke

My boss used to have a pic in her office of her grand daughter still with cord and all,goop all over the baby. It would gross the guys out so bad. I mean why would you hang this in your office. hahaha and yes she sounded pretty rude!

jamiemsmith

Hide that ho now!!

JBrianne

Awesome. Why haven't I got anyone on my list who's that terrible? I need the entertainment right now.

teshy1

I guess you can expect FB status updates every 2 hours that say things like "Mommy's little girl just pee-pee'd/pooped/puked again"....

mrs_shep

MrsSummitCounty:

Man, I hope when the meds wear off, she realizes how stupid she sounds!

 My thoughts EXACTLY! 

LeanneCM

uluvfranke:

My boss used to have a pic in her office of her grand daughter still with cord and all,goop all over the baby. It would gross the guys out so bad. I mean why would you hang this in your office. hahaha and yes she sounded pretty rude!

Well, maybe she wanted to keep people out?

daenikoffre

OctGirl80:

First, Ew.

It doesn't sound like fb will be the last thing on her mind since she was posting two hours after giving birth. I'd say you can expect alot of newborn updates from this woman. Good luck.

My thoughts exactly. 

jamiemsmith:

Hide that ho now!!

haha And this! 

OliveBaby

::de-friend::

CheyenneShaw

facebook is the last thing i want to be doing 2 hours after giving birth. Sleeping and spending time with lo/family is all thank you! lol

colleend10

wowwwwwww. i bet her DD will truly be the most beautiful, talented, smartest, best child that has ever graced the planet.  and her poor friends newsfeeds will attest to that every day. haha someone please just smack me if im that ridic as a mother.

MJHershey

Niiiice.

+LuckyVal+

mrsschrager:

Tacky..

Um...yeah, this x100

I really hope nobody even responds with congrats on that one

MrsJones714

photojunky050209:

A girl on my FB that I went to high school yet just had her baby this morning. This is her status update two hours after delivery:

I just had the most beautiful little girl in the world! I will post more pictures as soon as I get an opportunity but because I am a mother now I am sure FB will be the last thing on my mind. I want to go ahead and thank everyone in advance for all the congrats and compliments I know I will receive on her picture.

I think that last bit is kind of rude. Most people just say aww how cute to be nice anyway. And the picture she posted is her DD on her belly still covered in vernix, red from head to toe, screaming at the top of her lungs.

 

*GAG*

Sorry, but there are some things that should not be shared with the FB world. Baby covered in remnants of your innards tops my list.