Dear Baby,
You have been giving Mommy some super painful contractions, which make me think that I'm going into labor. Of course they stop, so I'm not actually in labor. Which is not really nice to tease me. You are more than welcome to stay in for the next 2.5 weeks, however, don't tease me with contractions, making me think that I am in labor, when I am not.
Love,
Mommy
Re: Sh*t or get off the pot
i would just like to copy and paste this to my baby too
I already told mine the same thing!