HELP PLEASE!!! OMG!! URGENT!!! RUSH!!! HELP!!!!

gibs

Ok, so me (an adult) and my husband (an adult) are apparently a failure at parenting and grammatically correct sentences and rational thought.

Our kids who are younger than age 5, asked us last week as we were driving to dinner whether we were there yet - like whether we had gotten to the restaurant yet.  We told them last month not to ask us that question.  They DISOBEYED US!!!!!!!  They're insanely verbal!  Even their doctor says so!!! 

I told them that they're "disobeyers" and to show them how wrong it was, I dropped them both off and told them to walk to the restaurant themselves so they'd learn that we weren't "there yet."

I refused to talk to them at dinner or until bedtime because I told them that I did not want to talk to disobeyers. When we got home, I took away their toys and favorite clothes and told them they can't watch any tv until they stop being disobeyers.

They did it again tonight.  They dared to ask "are we there yet" as we were driving to the grocery store. 

Nothing has worked.  Now what?!?! 

MommyofAlissa

That is completely unacceptable. I can't believe you are letting them stay in the house. That *** would be a one-way ticket to sleeping outside with the dogs in my house.

Katherine

how have you let them live this long?  That behavior is completely unacceptable and shame on you for letting them act this way at such an age.

Document everything now so when you finally go to have them put away with the rest of the disobeyers in this country it won't take too much work on your part.

jettagurl

I'm sorry. You and your HUSBAND???? You're gay basement dwellers???!?!?  ewww. gross.ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.  

Give the kids over to the state.  you're setting them up for failure, duh.

 poor kids.  makes me want to cry. 

belle204

Why did you even let them walk to the restaurant? They should have stayed there on side of the road and learned if you can't follow the rules you don't eat. I mean, do you learn nothing while online in that basement?

AviatorJJ

Did they hitchhike to the restaurant? That's what them smart kids would do...who the helll wants to walk all that way?

BubblyToes

You win the internet today.

eclaires

It's not fair that I'm 39w pregnant and have zero control over my bladder.

Thanks a lot, gibs.

Also, do not pass go, do not collect $200, just drop them off at the juvenile detention center.  They are clearly headed for a life of DISOBEYER CRIME.

karen6784

Gibs, take those kids to the nearest juvenile detention center.  Clearly the kids are headed for a life of crime.  Next they will become thieves and liars!  At least your not a teacher

gibs

BubblyToes:

You win the internet today.

 

awwwww yay me!!!!!!! 

gibs

eclaires:

It's not fair that I'm 39w pregnant and have zero control over my bladder.

Thanks a lot, gibs.

Also, do not pass go, do not collect $200, just drop them off at the juvenile detention center.  They are clearly headed for a life of DISOBEYER CRIME.

 

Sorry E!  At least if you're that preggo you can just trash the peed-upon garments since you won't need them for long.  'grats in advance. 

NikkiBenzo

It would have worked better if you tied them to the back of your car and made them run behind you all the way to the restaurant - that'll learn 'em.

Hooray2005

**passes gibs basement-dweller-of-the-century award**

LMAO!

 

gibs

Hooray2005:

**passes gibs basement-dweller-of-the-century award**

LMAO!

 

TYVM!!!

bowing...

DandR

jjeeeebus Gibs!  I thought you were having a stroke!  Don't scare me like that!

Spank your disobeyer...spatulas work great...Bite him too...you know, to prevent him from being a bitter.